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Vernoicka
(1 reviews)
10 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 773-986-1016
(773) 986-1016, 773-986-1016, 7739861016
City: Chicago
State:
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 63908
Door Fee: $100/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $100/hour
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Vernoicka is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 26-30. of ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and blonde hair. worn . She has a slim build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $100/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Vernoicka directly at 773-986-1016 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 5 stars, Vernoicka has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity Details: Russian
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 26-30
Hair Length:
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: Slim
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size:
Breast Implants: Unknown
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday
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⭐ Vernoicka 1 Client Review
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brokenmold
Member 4 posts Member since Dec 2005
Jul 5, 2010
6
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Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $100
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2010-07-05
Called for appointment. Thought I was meeting...
Called for appointment. Thought I was meeting Jessica( latina ) Instead I was surprised by a thin blonde russian girl. She showed me to room. I got undressed. Laid on table. She had no issues removing towel and giving a nice butt massage as she worked her way down there. She then gave me tabel bath on back before fill. On flip she barely covered cock. I thought I was in for something good. But just close rubbing. She rubbed up and down legs and gave table shower on front and told me I was done. I am not sure if going back . A Little high price for service provided. Other complaint was it was to hot in there.

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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