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kalissa
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
4 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 773-569-2579
(773) 569-2579, 773-569-2579, 7735692579
City: Chicago
State: —
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Provider Id: 60025
Door Fee: $120/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $120/hour
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kalissa is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 31-35. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn medium. She has a build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $120/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact kalissa directly at 773-569-2579 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, kalissa has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Black
Build: —
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: Several
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Partially Shaved
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday
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Smokes: No
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Category: Legit
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: No
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Touch The Kitty: Yes, outside only
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ kalissa 1 Client Review
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Reggie M
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 4, 2009
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3.0/5.0
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4.0/5.0
Tip: $120
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 0000-10-13
Kalissa has been a source of hand release massage...
Kalissa has been a source of hand release massage about every 3rd week. She has a great little body (tits probably 33A at most, I would say 33-23-34) and fakes really getting into nude hugging and may fake a blow job under her long hair. Her face is just ok but she is young and works in dim lighting. First time I visited (two years ago) it was dark enough in the room and she was small enough I wanted to be sure she was not too young. Sometimes she overbooks and makes up for it with extended service and multiple pops. Once promised full service on next visit to make up for her late cancellation. I didn\'t take her up on it. Will initially resist dropping panties but always will. Since her massage is not professional and gentle the half hour visit and single pop suits me fine. After 10 -15 minutes the light massage concentrates on inner thighs and your nuts. She will flip you over and then go into a routine that suggests she is getting very hot. She doesn\'t expect a tip. Usually uses a nice hotel a bit north of Chicago\'s loop. Friendly and easy going.

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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