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Lala
(22 reviews)
13 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 951-870-7667
(951) 870-7667, 951-870-7667, 9518707667
City: San Diego
State:
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Provider Id: 89313
Door Fee: $160/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $160/hour
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Provider Summary
Lala is a professional massage provider. located in San Diego. She is 40+. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn . She has a build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $160/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Lala directly at 951-870-7667 for appointments. With 22 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.3 stars, Lala has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 40+
Hair Length:
Hair Color: Black
Build:
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: A
Breast Implants: Yes
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Sunday
Category: Legit
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⭐ Lala 22 Client Reviews
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tacodelmar
Member 58 posts Member since Mar 2006
Aug 18, 2021
19
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2021-08-12
Went in to check it out and they were sitting in...
Went in to check it out and they were sitting in front. Saw all the women and picked Lala she had the biggest tits. Paid the 60 for the hour on the way to the room. Went in and got undressed laid and waited down no towel. She came in started the massage and 9 min in she wants me to flip I say its only been 10 mins so she massages another couple mins and ask again so I turn over and she massages another couple mins and says what do you want. I say everything she says 160 I say to much she says she from San Diego and that's the prices so I say never mind just a massage and she wants out because I still have 40 mins left so I get up and leave and tell her to take the rest of my time for the tip. she didn't like it. Not worth that much money

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MagicZoetrope
Member 37 posts Member since Nov -0001
Sep 19, 2020
33
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $140
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2020-09-18
Lala is a nice girl. No drama. Easy setup and she...
Lala is a nice girl. No drama. Easy setup and she performs all the activities she provides in her menu. Nothing crazy but she's a nice GFE experience. Good dfk and bbbj which got me to the edge. Applied the condom and finished in mish. Nice conversation before and after. She has a really sexy voice.

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marsean
Member 100 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 9, 2020
41
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2020-04-05
Everybody has seen her at sometime and someplace....
Everybody has seen her at sometime and someplace. Mostly she had graced parlors and offered up pretty much whatever pleased the client. She lives by the motto that the customer's always right. Due to her moving all over had missed a chance to see her to discuss things while still while in Banker’s Hill area but knew sooner or later she would show again. Got a call from her coming down to courier some essential succulents and service and hold a business meeting. Was on her list and did appreciate getting the first meeting. Took her call and was able to schedule an essential meeting at a hidden location locally to receive her presentation and feel out most of the proposal. The meetup was all business which started with a firm chat getting me up to attention to hear her vocals. The presentation got down to the bare facts and the business vocals got into full swing with exaggerated body movements while continuing the “chat” played the “organ” to give more emphasis to the vocals. While getting into the meat and potatoes of her proposal got fully engaged in the project and had to give my loud full approval as we got to the final discussion and direction phase of the expected explosive result. We celebrated a successful business meetup by each having a second cup of coffee with heavy cream added in each. Had to wipe down the organ during a little after “chat” and resume our businesslike postures to prep for our farewells, with both of us satisfied that we had achieved a successful meeting and full intercourse over the important points. Naturally the meeting was conducted under social distancing requirements and would maintain such precautions into the foreseeable near future until conditions change. Trust that you understand.

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NELLY
Member 85 posts Member since Sep 2006
Aug 17, 2019
24
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $30
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2019-08-16
Went in asking for summer no go so went with lala...
Went in asking for summer no go so went with lala whatever nothing special this place is dark dark dark like a fucking haunted house kinda run down won’t be back she was accommodating with a decent massage got the 70 hr private curtained room not much privacy this place looks like a laundering Korean drug base parking lot sucks small spaces and packed with chinks welcome to little Saigon for the price of 30 bucks can’t beat it she gave a good massage foot and back and head massage she gets an A for effort too many other places to go back to this dump

⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review

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SSubman
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Feb 14, 2019
6
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2019-01-08
When I first say Lala in Sept I will admit I was a...
When I first say Lala in Sept I will admit I was a bit more enamored with her than this visit, but she is still a solid masseuse that is eager to please. This time i parked in the back and rang the back door bell. A man answered and said Lala was available. He sent her into the back room where the complete masssage experiences take place. The front part of store looks like it is set up more for foot massages etc. She gave me another nice nude body to body massage. She gets giggly as she brushes her breasts over your backside. She was eager to fully satisfy me starting with CBJ and with nice steady mish to completion. Shower is in the same back room as the table, just partitioned off. Worth repeating.

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wayshorny
Member 110 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jan 27, 2019
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2018-11-24
Hadn't been to see Lala in a long time so I went by...
Hadn't been to see Lala in a long time so I went by for a roll in the hay. She never disappoints. Extremely fun time. When I see here I don't even lay down for a back rub anymore. Easy in and easy out. Lay down on your back and she just goes for it. Lala is the only gal that can make me cum in her mouth. Not sure why that is, but I like doing that with her.

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Hornswaggle
Member 5 posts Member since Nov -0001
May 17, 2018
21
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2018-04-29
Went in late on a Sunday night. Lala answered the...
Went in late on a Sunday night. Lala answered the door, took my cash, and showed me the room. Not sure if anyone else was working. Normally would have probably left when I saw she was the only option, but I needed a release, so i figured it would be just fine. Gave me a suprisingly thorough, decent massage. Had on a short skirt and allowed plenty of roaming around the butt and thighs. Shut me down whenever I got near the boobs, which looked to be about C cups under the shirt. The one time I got a finger on one I surmised they were falsies attached to her bra. The massage was good, lots of great neck work, and plenty of drive bys on the boys to keep me interested. On the flip she massaged my stomach, and slowly rubbed all around my crotch without quite making contact. She asked me if I wanted “more massage”. I asked how much, and she giggled and told me to guess. I asked if the mouth was an option. She giggled and patted my hard-on, so I asked how much for the mouth. She took her hands off me altogether and said, ”No mouth. But I make you feel very good with hands” She held up 6 fingers, so I nodded and told her to take her time. She went slow, and moaned and cooed softly, which I found more sexy that the usual “Ooh baby!” I finished, and she told me to relax while she got a warm towel. She slowly toweled me off, giving the boys some attention, and told me to come see her again. While the looks were average, the service was great, mouth or no mouth. I’m gonna be back.

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dupree
Member 71 posts Member since Oct 2006
Aug 26, 2017
24
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
1.0/5.0
Tip: $120
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2017-08-18
Arrived and left the donation next to the TV. She...
Arrived and left the donation next to the TV. She started counting as I was disrobing to shower. She accused me of shorting her $20 but she was actually standing on it. She apologized when I pointed to her foot. Not a great start. After returning to the bed she acted as if she was non-gfe. I reminded her of the menu and she reluctantly agreed to kissing and bbbj. She was bad at both. Immobile tongue dagger. I hate that. I told her to put her tongue away and kiss with lips. I do know she provided a BBBJ. I just can't remember anything about it. It was perfunctory, as was everything else. Minimal effort. I paid for the sex upgrade and finished. Took a shower and tried to ignore her silly blabbering, dressed and left. Physically, she is thicker than the pics, has dyed blonde hair, wears a teddy to cover her wrinkled pouch belly, decent boobs, wide nose.

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wayshorny
Member 110 posts Member since Nov -0001
Sep 5, 2016
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2016-08-12
lala is back! Its as if i was back in shangila...
lala is back! Its as if i was back in shangila again. cept for the parking on a very steep street. She'd been away for a long time. Met me at the door and escorted me to a small room. In a few minutes she came back and asked me to turn over and started her incredible bbbj that is always better than any other. In a few minutes I am ready to pop so I let her know, she stops and lets me suck on those big fun bags. That always gets her going to the point of jumping around and eyes rolling back in her head. Somehow, she puts the cover on in one quick motion and jumps abord. Those nips get her revved up and she is riding me like a bucking bronco within seconds. She starts to make he squeaks and grunts in a few minutes like asians always seem to do when they are about to come... I used to think it was hurting them, but years back i found out i was very wrong. After she unloads twice I cannot hold it any longer and fill the cover. She falls down onto me exhausted. After a little while she recovers, jumps down and goes for a hot towel.

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meadblows
Member 9 posts Member since Nov -0001
Feb 12, 2016
24
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2016-02-10
So this was my second time in this place in 2...
So this was my second time in this place in 2 weeks, I thought I might be able to fuck her after the first visit. Walked in, paid my $40 and was taken to the back by Lala. Undressed and did not use the towel to cover up, she came in and remembered me so that was nice. Started with a legit soft massage that was very nice and then the teasing started. She put some lube on my ass crack and started massaging me and rubbing my balls. I hoisted up a little and she started with the HJ from below my ass. All in the meantime I am rubbing her pussy through her pants and could hear her moaning. She flipped me over and started massaging my cock, balls and asshole area. I tried to fuck but she said I don't do that, no BJ either. I did get her titties out and played with them until I exploded. Very nice girl but I don't think FS is on the menu. For a HJ and titty play, I think Jessica at Magical is the best in town.

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Repeat Client Rate
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65%
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Provider Ranking
3519
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
+4.6%

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Service: 1/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 2/5
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Total Views: 13
Avg Visits: 1.2
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First Time: 20

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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