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Exotic Vanessa
(2 reviews)
6 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 949-555-1212
(949) 555-1212, 949-555-1212, 9495551212
City: Orange County
State:
Escorts
Provider Id: 79497
Door Fee: $160/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $160/hour
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Provider Summary
Exotic Vanessa is a professional massage provider. located in Orange County. She is 26-30. of latina ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and blonde hair. worn long. She has a curvy build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $160/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Exotic Vanessa directly at 949-555-1212 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Exotic Vanessa has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Provider Details
Ethnicity: Latina
Ethnicity Details: Mexican
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 26-30
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: C
Breast Implants: Yes
Kitty: Partially Shaved
Hygiene: Below Average
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday
Category: Legit
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Lick The Kitty: Yes
FS (Full Service): Yes
Kissing: Yes, with tongue
Touch The Kitty: Yes, outside only
BJ: Yes, w/o condom
⭐ Exotic Vanessa 2 Client Reviews
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dupree
Member 71 posts Member since Oct 2006
Jul 5, 2015
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2015-06-27
I stopped by Total Wine and who should I bump into?...
I stopped by Total Wine and who should I bump into? Surprise surprise: EV, who was there with her little buddy Lexi. She asked why I hadn't visited again. I mentioned discretely that some things hadn't met my expectations and she promised she'd make it up to me and offered a little discount to sweeten the deal. I should mention they were both looking pretty fine in their street clothes. I asked her if she'd be able to do a morning session the next day and that was that. She also gave me her direct line, so there would be no dealing with the pimp. The good news is that it was a better session. She was basically on-time, sober and freshly showered when I arrived and there were no issues whatsoever with pimps or rommates like last time. Actually, she probably had a drink already, but she had it together overall. Kissing is a big deal for me and as promised, it was much better this time. We made out for probably fifteen minutes straight so I was enjoying it. She went down for a BBBJ which wasn't half bad, and I spent a little time sucking the fakies. DATY isn't my thing but it's available. I pulled her up on top for more DFK and P2P. Condom applied and I finished forthwith, but not before I switched to doggy for the view. She offers some other menu items but I don't have the cash to go there. Twice is probably enough for me but I can change to a thumbs up recommendation for others, so long as you catch her in the right frame of mind.

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dupree
Member 71 posts Member since Oct 2006
Sep 19, 2014
33
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2014-08-18
PMd her through HX. I had read the reviews there so...
PMd her through HX. I had read the reviews there so I knew going in that she has a serious drinking problem, but I figured if the pics were accurate, how bad can that be? Arrived at her hotel and had to wait about 25 minutes for her. It was hot outside in the car so I finally just went to the lobby and waited there. I should mention that she was staying at a place that often has working girls, so I saw quite a few, along with some pimps, going back and forth. Finally she texts me the room number and as I get out of the elevator, I see two punks leaving her room. WTF? I consider bailing at this point. I walk past them as they eye me up. I just continued past her room until the punk pimps were in the elevator. I returned to the room and I could hear TV blaring inside. I knock and there's no answer. Knock again, harder. There are maids down the hall, people walking by ... this is embarrassing. But the whole time I'm thinking of her pics. Finally, she opens the door and she's in there with some other girl. It looks like they've been partying all day. The room is a mess, like the morning after kind of mess. Bottles and cans all over. Both girls are fucked up. They try to upsell me to doubles and I say no. So the other girl asks if she can stay and I mistakenly say sure, hoping she'll just jump in anyway. I take a quick shower and dry off with a hand towel because that's the last unused towel. At this point I'm still kind of excited because Vanessa's body looks like it's built for sin. The face is kind of messed up, with all the makeup shit all over it, but still, you can overlook it. I get out and get on the bed. Vanessa literally stumbles over and takes off her clothes. Great body except for the fakies which are big and hard. I'm sure some of you guys would dig them though. We start kissing but it's like kissing a bottle of alcoholic Koolaid. It's not even mid-afternoon FFS. I ask her politely if she wouldn't mind brushing her teeth. There's no good way to ask that I realize. Of course she gets all pissy about it so I back off that and try to make the best. She goes down for a BJ and it's just average technique. Lots of spit which isn't really my thing. Her friend meanwhile is just pouring another drink, watching TV. Kind of weird having someone in the room so blase about the sex going on. It wasn't as hot as I had hoped and I wished I had told her to wait elsewhere or at least sit inb the bathroom. Once again I'm thinking I should have stuck with a reliable AMP. Back to the sex. FYI, DATY is on the menu, so I checked it on the services, but she smelled like sexual residue from the beginning (I smelled condom on her tits), so I didn't partake. Unless the girl is very clean and/or showers with me, I don't DATY. Vanessa was clearly a drunken, probably high volume mess so I wasn't sticking my tongue near that. After a few more minutes of BBBJ, I was ready. At this point she grabs the condom but before opening, she offers some GFE+ activities for an extra donation. Tempting, but again, she wasn't fresh and it was a bit pricey. I would have had to go to my car to get the additional funds too, so I said no thanks. Once the hat was on, I wanted doggy. The sight of her ass was pretty good and that did the trick, despite the awkwardness of her friend sitting next to the bed watching TV. I finished and took another shower and said my goodbyes. She asked me to come back soon, and promised I'd have more fun next time. She already had all of her clothes back on so she wasn't showering after our session either. Kind of a mixed bag overall. Her body is the real deal, but the drinking and the hygiene killed it for me. I'm a weak man and I may return one day for the GFE+ offer, but with all the downsides still fresh in my mind, I can't recommend. Maybe on another day, things might have been better. But all the other reviews I've read mentioned the alcohol problems too. What a waste. The pimp dudes were both sitting outside when I left. Note to pimps: stay unseen.

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Attitude: 5/5
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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