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Alana
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(6 reviews)
6 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 949-697-8736
(949) 697-8736, 949-697-8736, 9496978736
City: Orange County
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 82580
Door Fee: $140/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $140/hour
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Provider Summary
Alana is a professional massage provider. located in Orange County. She is 36-40. of white ethnicity. with beautiful blue eyes. and blonde hair. worn medium. She has a curvy build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $140/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Alana directly at 949-697-8736 for appointments. With 6 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.7 stars, Alana has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Blue
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: Unknown
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Piercings:
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Kitty: Clean Shaven
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: C
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: No
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Alana 6 Client Reviews
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wormgob
Member 66 posts Member since Nov -0001
Oct 11, 2021
1
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $300
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2021-10-11
Alana was working at her incall in decent hotel on...
Alana was working at her incall in decent hotel on Gilbert Road only 30 minutes from Phoenix in Mesa off the 60. Read her ads and reviews. Runs additional ads on Adult Search, Escort Alligator, List Crawler. She also spelled her name Alanna. She advertises BBFS for 300 for one hour. For BBFS fuck session she required “no hair on dick and balls.” After texting her 480-843-4081 she immediately called back to confirm appointment. No screening needed except her phone call to ask if dick arriving was clean. Attractive very plain looking Girl Next Door type slut wearing no make up. Tall 5’9” chick with bald pussy. Pictures are accurate. About 34 years old with long straight brunette hair and natural 36 larger C cup tits. Nice curvy young body with full round ass and thicker thighs. Long legs with narrow longer tits and perky nipples. She was all business with no passion and had very little emotion. Lacked CG skills with no enthusiasm. Decent time from behind in Doggie pounding bare dick deep into her pussy. No cum in mouth. No cum on face allowed. No kissing. She insisted “no kissing of any kind at all.” No Greek. MSOG was included. She had lots of rules except fucking her pussy with bare dick was cool with her. She gave numerous and extended nice sloppy BBBJ. She frequently sucked raw dick but didn’t want to taste any cum in her mouth. Finished with jizz deposited for 2 rounds 2 times inside of her pussy. Younger whore offering good one hour rate with 2 pops or more for BBFS CIP. Phoenix ad: https://us.escortsliaison.com/phoenix/detail/604995f3ce281ef328744cb8 Her personal website: https://www.alanathearizonacutie.com/

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massagenvy
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jan 6, 2016
33
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $140
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2015-11-16
Alana offers a decent massage that will not get out...
Alana offers a decent massage that will not get out any significant knots but is relaxing and sensual. The real draw is her beautiful tits, which she puts on display (she will do nude during the massage). A small amount of mutual touch is available. Overall, it was not the hottest massage, but still worth what she charges. There are a lot of providers out there and given her nice tits and decent massage, she's in the top 25%.

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bonesamp
Member 3 posts Member since Jul 2006
Aug 12, 2014
21
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
1.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2014-08-09
Alana is a half black, half Puerto Rican girl with...
Alana is a half black, half Puerto Rican girl with huge natural tits. I walk in and say I saw the ad on bp for 50 bucks fur locals. She immediately responded "plus tip" which isn't a good sign. Mesmerized by the size of get busom, I follow her to a room. She then charges 60 bucks and asks me to leave the tip on the table as she stepped out. I layed the tip on the table as required and she returned. The massage was bad and only 2 minutes before she said turn over. She pulled out get big tits and I sucked on them while she played with the willie. She said no biting even though I didnt bite and she then said, they're real. She also said I could put mr willie between them but it would cost more. I declined and just let her rub one out. At this point, I was upset at how much I had forked over for something that I could have done myself. Her attitude was just not there at all. I'm.not going back.

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Badger1996
Member 25 posts Member since Sep 2005
Aug 9, 2011
6
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $40.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-07-20
First time using this place. Called and said she...
First time using this place. Called and said she could see me in 15 minutes. Drove over there and called when I arrived. Waited at the door for her to come down to let me in. She was already dressed in lingerie. Watched her as we walked up the stairs. Seems to be an empty apartment they just use for massage. Was led to a room. Alana left while I undressed. No towel or sheet present so everyone knows why you are there. Hopped up on the table and waited 5 minutes until she came back. Started a massage right away on the back. Nice full body massage and did not miss any area. Finally started playing with the boys a bit. Wish she would have stayed there longer, but asked me to flip. I did and she started massaging my front. After a few minutes asked what I wanted. Agreed to cbj for 80. Typical payment plan for latina joints (actually less than some) so I paid. too tired that night to negotiate. Anyway, she grabbed a cover and started to get to work. Her skills are above average and I struggled not to end too early. Finally exploded and she kept the bj going until everything had literally been sucked out! Grabbed cover and cleaned me up. No offer of shower though I know they have one. Fine, I tipped and then left. Not bad for last minute appointment. Not as nice as some other places I go to so not sure I will go back, but I may to try another girl there.

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nsamaleforyou
Member 3 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 20, 2009
42
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Tip: $55
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 0000-07-20
Alana is a sweet and innocent, young, Thai girl....
Alana is a sweet and innocent, young, Thai girl. She has only been here for 18 months, but is doing well on the English. She is a college student and needs the money AND enjoys giving a great massage. Although I feel that LA Thai is a "legit" MP without the happy ending, Alana seems to be open based upon her touch. Very seductive and soft spoken. She had me standing at attention and kept giggling. After she told me I was hansome, she said she had to leave the room b4 she got in trouble. I will go back and provide an update if progress is made! I like the HUNT.

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rforce
Member 14 posts Member since Jan 2008
May 30, 2006
44
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $70
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: 2006-05-30
Read about this place on another board. Thought I...
Read about this place on another board. Thought I would give it a try. It is a small place with maybe two rooms. She was by her self so when the phone rang she had to leave to answer it. An attractive but mature lady. While others reported a nice HJ I got no where in the extras department. It was a very good massage but that wasn't what I wanted. She made it clear she wasn't interested and I didn't want to overdo my suggestions and gestures. It wasn't for a lack of trying on my part! YMMV but don't go there expecting much.

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Massage Quality
67%
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73%
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67%
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Provider Ranking
4088
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
-6.4%

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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 3/5
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6 unique visitors
Total Views: 6
Avg Visits: 1.3
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First Time: 6

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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