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Somi
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(2 reviews)
8 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 949-315-9589
(949) 315-9589, 949-315-9589, 9493159589
City: Orange County
State: —
Escorts
Provider Id: 82153
Door Fee: $160/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $160/hour
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Provider Summary
Somi is a professional massage provider. located in Orange County. She is 31-35. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn medium. She has a slim build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $160/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Somi directly at 949-315-9589 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 4 stars, Somi has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Korean
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Black
Build: Slim
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: Yes
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Piercings:
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Kitty: Partially Shaved
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: No
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Category: Legit
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): Yes
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HJ: No
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Kissing: No
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Touch The Kitty: No
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BJ: Yes, w/condom
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Greek: No
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⭐ Somi 2 Client Reviews
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ratpack5
Member 12 posts Member since Nov -0001
Oct 28, 2015
33
3
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 3
Date Saw: 2015-10-20
Saw the ad on BP and thought I'd give it a try. The...
Saw the ad on BP and thought I'd give it a try. The price was relatively reasonable at $160 an hour, and the location was a nicer apartment complex in Irvine. However, you should beware that the pictures on the ad are indeed fake. However, the pics are accurate in regards to body proportions for the most part. In regards to service, it is relatively basic and is a one and done type deal, because although you may pay for an hour, the session only lasts maybe 15+ minutes. It is clearly an agency that rotates girls every few days. Unfortunately, the girls at this agency seem relatively uninterested and offer the very basic amount of service (cbj, cowgirl, and missionary). I personally would rather go to some of the amps since some offer far better service than this aamp, However, if you are in a pinch and in Irvine, it may be worth a try.

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trooper92020
Member 18 posts Member since Mar 2006
Jul 4, 2008
41
5
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5.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Tip: $140
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2024-01-01
Saw somi on CL for a while. She comes to san diego...
Saw somi on CL for a while. She comes to san diego every so often. Incall was near so took the plunge, glad i did. The normal 2-3 call system, then up to the room. Met by the SAME girl in the pics. Actually from Guam. Started off with nice little chat while disrobing. Ask for rules, she doesnt allow DATY, at least on the first visit. Nice and slim. laided down and started with lubed hj to get hard. on with the raincoat for some cbj. started with mish, (natural bush which i like) went to standing doggy. Unless it was an act she really enjoys a good slamming, finished with leg over head mish. Will repeat highly recommend.

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3779
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Service: 2/5
Attitude: 4/5
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Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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