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Linda/Maya
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(2 reviews)
11 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 949-200-6079
(949) 200-6079, 949-200-6079, 9492006079
City: Orange County
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 78050
Door Fee: $60.00/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $60.00/hour
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Provider Summary
Linda/Maya is a professional massage provider. located in Orange County. of latina ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn medium. She has a curvy build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $60.00/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Linda/Maya directly at 949-200-6079 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 2 stars, Linda/Maya has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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  • Average engagement: 7.0 views per review
  • Today's activity: 1 views
  • Popularity ratio: 1.3 views per unique visitor
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27%
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2.5/5
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Ethnicity: Latina
Ethnicity Details: Mexican
Eye Color: Brown
Age: —
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: Yes
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Piercings:
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Kitty: Clean Shaven
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: C
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Work Schedule: Thursday,Friday
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Smokes: No
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: Unknown
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: Unknown
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Touch The Kitty: Yes, inside
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BJ: Unknown
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Greek: No
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⭐ Linda/Maya 2 Client Reviews
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Spank Frank
Member 48 posts Member since Nov -0001
Aug 17, 2018
33
1
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
1.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
1.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2018-08-06
I had been reading reviews for Linda for quite some...
I had been reading reviews for Linda for quite some time and wanted to see her the next time I was in the area. A hand full of guys left some decent reviews and made her sound doable. My question to the previous reviews is WTF are you guys smoking? I showed up at her dumpy place to find an ugly morbidly obese Mexican gal. The only plus was that I don’t think she is over 50. Mid 40’s maybe. She is so fat that she waddles. I can’t believe that I stayed because I hate fat girls. I kept thinking that Linda was going to walk in any minute. I decided that I’d take a handy but nothing else. This pig took her shirt off and her saggy goat tits were pointing straight at the floor. Her belly was huge and she has to weigh 275-300 lbs easily. She started to drop her pants and I stopped her. I knew that I wasn’t going to be able to go through with this to I apologized and left. I paid the door fee and called it a day. I kept thinking about the guys bragging about being with her. There is no way this is the same person. Absolutely disgusting. After sleeping on it I’m starting to think that this could be Linda’s daughter taking over her business. The thing that confirms it for me is her saggy tits. The previous reviews refer to them as enhanced. There is no way these saggy goat tits are enhanced. Definitely bait and switched

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bobbob04
Member 28 posts Member since Jan 2005
Jul 30, 2014
33
3
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3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $60.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-05-22
When I first read reviews on Maya I believed she...
When I first read reviews on Maya I believed she was much younger than she is; honestly has to be around 50. Nice looking woman, nice physique, but definitely 50ish or more. She gave a good massage, almost put me to sleep. Her place is unusual when it comes to the sport, but it is done nicely and works well. Her sessions are very nice and on the flip she has very good handiwork, allows good access and gets into it too. If she was actually around 40 I would be a top client, but for me just a little too mature.

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Provider Ranking
5601
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
-29.8%

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
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11 unique visitors
Total Views: 11
Avg Visits: 1.3
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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