Had a provider appointment in the area who unfortunately was delayed and I couldn't wait around, so I headed back toward home horny. Since I was in the area, I figured I should stop by an Upland AMP, as they have always intrigued me with a fun reputation. Checked this site briefly on my phone and noticed that River Massage will often provide FS, so I steered into the strip mall and popped in without calling or checking names. Outside this place, I would not have pegged it for a FS joint, but it is...probably depending on who you get. Luck of the draw presented me with a nice, slender and fairly tall girl to greet me named Chocolate. She has long, straight light brown hair and is attractive, but not stunningly so. She has a nice smile; big teeth: white and straight, and led me to the room on the far right. Came in and stood at the head of the table for massage and went right to my ass, pushing her pelvic region into my head. So I took this for a good sign and reached up to stroke her legs and then to the ass over the thin leggings she wore under her dress. She asked if I wanted oil, I declined and she went to a very soft stroking and teasing of under the hips as I went firmly into ass grabbing, a hand on each cheek. A really nice ass, by the way: not rounded per se, but nicely shaped into a mini-pear of supple cheeks. In short order she had me flip to find him looking around the room at attention and asked if I wanted a handjob or blowjob (she used sign language for these acts). I told her I wanted everything, she said $120, I said 100 and she asked if I had a condom. I did not. She explained that she had a solution, got the $100 and came back into the room with leggings off now and took down her panties. She left her top on and I asked her to join me on the table, which she did. However, there was no kissing whatsoever allowed and when I began to go down for DATY, she told me no, that wasn't allowed either. Maybe she thought I was a diabetic and couldn't eat chocolate? That sucks. OK, well what are you laying around for? Get busy on my dick. She stood up and proceeded to produce Saran Wrap, carefully wrapping him up and then sticking this unfamiliar contraption in her mouth,like my dick was at a masquerade party. I had condoms in my golf bag in the car, but forgot to bring one in and now regretted it, but watched this unfold. It's like having a banana and forgetting to peel it. Or leaving the wrapping on a popsicle and just bobbing away on it. It was amusing, but I realized I would never get fully hard this way. I told her I had a condom in the car and would go get it. She said, Oh, good! Up off the table, get dressed, walk out to the lot, nod at the neighboring business owners at 1:30 in the afternoon, open trunk, get golf bag out in strip mall lot to open secret condom compartment, grab one and back goes the bag and back I go to the room where Chocolate awaits with a smile. At least someone was smiling. And off go the clothes and back on the table and back to her stroking him hard and then sucking on the cover. And then she lay down and spread'em and I forgot to mention that she has an absolutely ideal pussy. It killed me that I couldn't get to know it better with some tonguenchicing. It was perfectly manicured V of wonder and nice, tight little lips. I had been fingering it a little during the CBJ's and my finger barely fit, so I was really excited about this. However, it was too tight and not wet enough to get going. She was in pain and...(really, can't lick it?)...nope. I could not even get my dick in there more than an inch or two and her pained expression was making this a very painful session for me too. She didn't lube, she didn't want foreplay...wtf? I slapped my covered dick on that beautiful pussy a few times and tried, but finally decided to let it go and let her go CBJ. It took her a while, but she was spirited in her sucking and bobbing and when I blasted in the cover she gave the thumbs up and wiped her mouth. The session may best be defined as an anti-GFE round where there was sex involved, but it was sanitized and minimal and not a lot of fun. Would never go out of my way to return, but if in the area, would call for another proven provider there who enjoys her gig more than Chocolate.

I had been here a couple of times before, and decided on to come here one lazy afternoon. This place rotates the masseuses, so unless you specifically ask for someone, you'll get a random masseuse. This time I was fortunate enough to have Chocolate. I thought the name was unusual, and didn't believe it was her "name," but she insisted that it was. Fine, it works for me. The massage was of the light/medium variety. It was okay, but I've definitely had better. The nice thing is that she knows how to tease with her hands. Chocolate was also very friendly, and we kept a running dialogue all throughout. Chocolate was cute, but a little on the older side (mid-30s) for this place. Still, she had a nice body (ample cleave, if you like that). The ending was nothing spectular, but it did the job, and I left a happy camper.