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Lala
(6 reviews)
2 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 872-205-9638
City: Chicago, CA
Escorts
Provider Id: 87017
Door Fee: $50/hour
Website: http://,,
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $50/hour
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Profile Analytics
2
Unique Visitors
1
Views Today
0%
Repeat Client Rate
1
Regular Customers
6
Total Reviews
Provider Details
Ethnicity: Hispanic : Japanese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 34-37
Hair Length: 5
Hair Color: Gray
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'0"-5'2"
Breast Size: A
Breast Implants: No
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Not specified
Services
Lick The Kitty: Unknown
FS (Full Service): Yes
Kissing: Not specified
Touch The Kitty: Not specified
Massage: Not specified
Shower Together: Yes
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SSubman
Member 1 posts Member since Aug 2008
Feb 14, 2019
6
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2019-01-08
When I first say Lala in Sept I will admit I was a bit more enamored with her than this visit, but...
When I first say Lala in Sept I will admit I was a bit more enamored with her than this visit, but she is still a solid masseuse that is eager to please. This time i parked in the back and rang the back door bell. A man answered and said Lala was available. He sent her into the back room where the complete masssage experiences take place. The front part of store looks like it is set up more for foot massages etc. She gave me another nice nude body to body massage. She gets giggly as she brushes her breasts over your backside. She was eager to fully satisfy me starting with CBJ and with nice steady mish to completion. Shower is in the same back room as the table, just partitioned off. Worth repeating.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Jan 25, 2019
6
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Friend tells me that Lotus is a full service place not even trying to be an AMP more like an...
Friend tells me that Lotus is a full service place not even trying to be an AMP more like an apartment set up,called set up a time was quoted all in price. Arrived rang the bell the place is still set up as a parlor but LaLa took me through to the back room there is a shower and a massage table/bed,nomoney up front which is different,she undress me and asked if I wanted a massage first,sure,fair massage lots of teasing half way through she undressed and started with a body to body,then ball and ass licking on the flip cover on with the mouth,she jumped on and started to ride but started to tire so I flipped it to doggy with thumb in the star fish Finished cleaned up,paid ,on my way with a kiss,hug and water, will repeat
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Sep 28, 2018
6
5
Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
Based on reviews I have read elsewhere thought there was good potential with Lala but I was pleased...
Based on reviews I have read elsewhere thought there was good potential with Lala but I was pleased beyond my hopes. The spa is nothing special. No doorbell on front door, so knock. No sign either though some windows pics etc. She says there is parking in back and can knock there. There is inexpensive street parking though on IP. Visted about 6pm. Knocked no answer, then she opened door as I was heading back to my car. So glad she did. She had been napping on couch by the front door. The main room is set up more like a foot spa place. But she took me directly to back room with low massage table, restroom, standup shower and kitchen sink all in one area with some partitions. She was a very cute, fun, little Sinagpore girl with limited English. Very touchy from the beginning. Paid for hour and off came of all our clothes initially except her thong. I helped her out of her dress which pleased her. Massage was decent and lengthy. She knows how to please a man and I was fully pleased. She enjoyed pleasing me fully and as I pleased her. I look forward to repeating. Not sure how long she will be here didnt ask, but has been here 6 months. She appears to be he only girl there. Says open til 11:30 pm.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Aug 29, 2018
6
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
The price for the hour session is great...
The price for the hour session is great. If you use groupon you can get it even cheaper. To me this leaves more for her tip as who knows what she gets out of the house fee anyway. She definitely tries to please and does a great job. She is willing to go with the flow and seems to really enjoy it. I like being able to pop twice and she is starting to know how I like my sessions to go. She looks good for her age and I think based on everything overall she might be becoming my current atf. After writing this I’m already looking forward to my next session with her.
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Anonymous Reviewer
Member 0 posts Member since N/A
Jul 2, 2018
6
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: N/A
I really had a great time here...
I really had a great time here. It’s a secluded little place but the room is very private and I’m pretty sure LaLa is there by herself so you don’t have to worry about interruptions. She is definitely older but tries hard to look younger. She seems to know some English but acts like she doesn’t understand at times. No worries with that as it didn’t impede on what we were doing. Started off happy and she was more than willing to oblige. She actually seemed to try on the massage which was great. She allowed the hands to roam the whole time and seemed happy with it. I had a great time and then got finished off just how I like. I hope she sticks around for a while as I definitely think I might have a new favorite based on the service.
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Repeat Client Rate
0%
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Popularity Trend
+100%
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Expert Provider Score
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Massage Quality
76%
Professionalism
76%
Atmosphere
68%
Value for Money
76%
Description Accuracy
76%

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3993
out of 7439 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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2 unique visitors
Total Views: 2
Avg Visits: 1
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Occasional Reviewer: 2
First Time: 21

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