I am shocked, shocked, bullshit photos and reviews...
I am shocked, shocked, bullshit photos and reviews on the internet (gambling at rick's place)? So, i have spent about a week looking for action on the westside. I am loath to spend more than 150, but there is no supply of anything and lax and hollywood are not the westside. I am looking on BP (nada), HX (just the regular drama queens of HX - the best was a thread there the other day of some gal saying she only sees one guy a day - dude, she looked like she had serious mileage on her, and they were not highway miles), and on TER, it is all asians all the time now.
I like going on that mall, cause they offer real photos (LOL). Anyhoo, i see that Kasey appears. So i googlage the tittage and read the dozen reviews on TER. All of them save one is a recommend. The one who is a downer tells it like it is, this gal is a lesbian with a weight problem and bad breath. What was funny was after that review, no fewer than 3 of her regulars pop up and defend her and give her glowing reviews. Those reviews are proof positive that the rubric on TER is more broken than the obama presidency.
First off, this girl is fat. Some call it BBW - well, she aint beautiful, she is just big - she needs to drop pounds fast or those pics of her on the wall are going to fall off.
anyhow, you get in to this uber funky apartment with guitars all over like she has a double life playing lead guitar for motorhead. I hate massage gals with real lives. If they are good, they can make enough money in 10 years to retire and teach kindergarten or something else socially rewarding. She has these tats on her chest that remind me of those lovely MSNBC shows on chicks in prison - they are just graphic seaweeed and they are all over her.
she escorts you into the toidy where there were by my count 30 million cheap towels. then you go into the massage room, filled with a few candles, pictures of her on the walls, some weird jukebox CD player. you lay down and there is the world\\\'s smallest pillow for your head. I waited like 5 mintues and in comes the USS ticonderoga. This girl is big, with big fakies like you might see at a gangbang on porn.
she does a full body massage with absolutely no teasing for probably 40 minutes. she oils up and gets on top and it is like having 10 down comforters on you. it looks like she is a pancake. it is not pleasurable unless mommy did not breast feed you.
finally, she has you flip and it is straight for the weenee with jackhammer strokes - she uses her tits and on TER they call it \\\"russian\\\" - my ass - i watch porno and if you search russian, it is not the girl massaging your dick with her tatas, it is her making a love canal with them. that she did not do.
i had to have her stop the handie to kind of let my dick relax. finally she asked me if i wanted to do it myself, and i said, no, i paid for the show, even if it is worse than attack of the clones. So i just relaxed and massaged her boobs into me and let loose on her rack which she then used to smear my goo like it was some modern art project.
she left and spent about 5 minutes getting a warm towel. i got out as fast as i could.
Oh, and her breath stunk like tar.
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