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Lannie
(2 reviews)
4 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 847-521-9948
(847) 521-9948, 847-521-9948, 8475219948
City: Chicago
State:
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 56390
Door Fee: $45/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $45/hour
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Provider Summary
Lannie is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 26-30. of ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and hair. worn short. She has a slim build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $45/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Lannie directly at 847-521-9948 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Lannie has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity Details: Russian
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 26-30
Hair Length: Short
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Build: Slim
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: Unknown
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Saturday
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⭐ Lannie 2 Client Reviews
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surfsidesix
Member 34 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 12, 2014
33
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-07-10
As I stated before, it is best to visit Linn’s...
As I stated before, it is best to visit Linn’s new place after dark-with all the neighboring businesses closed. Lannie is an older Viet, that could stand lose some weight. She very cheerful and pleaseant. Massage skills are good-hard, walk on back, various oil rubs, etc. On the flip, she went to work and in no time I was shot. I recommend, but there are others here who will be a little more liberal the first time around the track.

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Tigertime1
Member 56 posts Member since May 2011
Nov 25, 2008
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3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $45
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2008-11-22
Very nervous and cautious. Young girl and no touch...
Very nervous and cautious. Young girl and no touch policy. Table shower $10.00 extra and no negotiation. Tried to rub a leg but she moved my hand. Too much lotion and kinda felt greasy when done. Tipped 10 for a pretty good massage but Mr. Happy was sad.

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 3/5
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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