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Jana
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(7 reviews)
15 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 847-520-8400
(847) 520-8400, 847-520-8400, 8475208400
City: Chicago
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 57836
Door Fee: $55/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $55/hour
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Jana is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 31-35. of ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn long. She has a slim build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $55/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Jana directly at 847-520-8400 for appointments. With 7 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.9 stars, Jana has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Slim
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: No
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Category: Parlor
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⭐ Jana 7 Client Reviews
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amsterdamtopescorts
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Sep 26, 2019
103
5
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2019-12-31
If you want to enjoy a romantic adventure or just a...
If you want to enjoy a romantic adventure or just a moment of desire, I would be happy to offer you a sensual and unforgettable experience. I’m very friendly and easy going, I know how to make your time exciting and pleasurable. I’m so hot and I give myself completely !!!

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sta
Member 18 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 30, 2011
24
2
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
1.0/5.0
Tip: $140
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2011-11-22
First of all, the last review is dead right, the...
First of all, the last review is dead right, the girl is not even close to early 20s. i don't know what time did he see the provider, i see then during the day. Setup is easy enough, got there the time we agreed on, an old lady came out, i though she is only the mamasan, so i took an shower alone and expecting a young girl to provide me the service, but she is the one waiting for me at the bed. i should of left, but money is already given. I don't want to sound like a 'Jerk' asking my money back and i already used their shower. Even though i am unhappy but i really don't have any choice there. She got naked and do BBBJ, that got me hard eventually, then on the cover and i fuck her MISH, but no response of anything, and i don't like the look on her face, she looking at the ceiling all the time, so i have her turn around. fuck her doggie and finish in doggie, then took a shower. BTW, before taking the shower, i asked to pop one more time, but got rejected. after shower got dress and out of there. total time spend there, 25 minutes

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fidodido
Member 19 posts Member since Nov 2004
Dec 7, 2010
24
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $150
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2010-09-17
I've been searching for a decent FBSM and based on...
I've been searching for a decent FBSM and based on some of the reviews I found for her, she seemed to be right on par. Typical 2 or 3 call method to get to her place, parking was easy. Jana is a bit older, but still attractive in a MILF-way. In addition, she has quite a nice rack, if that is your thing. Once I arrived, got clean and provided the donation, she had me lay down on the bed. She proceeded to give me a fairly decent massage. She is trained, but not the greatest therapeutic massage. However, she did strip down and at some point, was using her entire body, including those nice boobs to rub all along my back. This is what I've been looking for from FBSM. On the flip, there was some more rubbing and she brought me off manually while I occupied myself playing with her titties. She is staying on my short list, but in the end, I think I was looking for someone a little younger. There's a reason why she prefers clients over 40. But she is worth the price.

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mbrn
Member 6 posts Member since Jun 2006
Jun 2, 2009
24
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 0000-05-13
I went there to see Maria, but I guess she no...
I went there to see Maria, but I guess she no longer works there. Jana is young, very petite and kind of cute. She asked if I wanted her, so WTF. Got in the room she gave me a decent back massage. Then on the flip she jestered a HJ and I said okay. Right for the oil and started pumping away. When I tried to get under her shirt, or rub her leg she would back away. What a turnoff. Decided just to lay back and enjoy until finish. Won't go back unless I hear Maria is back there.

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rubrubrub
Member 21 posts Member since Nov -0001
Mar 25, 2009
6
5
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $55
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2009-02-03
So, based on other reviews here, I thought I'd try...
So, based on other reviews here, I thought I'd try this place out. I knew what I was getting myself into from what I've read but I really am a sucker for a hot girl giving me a good rub - no matter what else might happen. As far as that is concerned, this trip was no disappointment - they really do have some hot girls here! And the massage itself was quite good - much better than average. Conversation was good and maybe just a tiny bit flirty. I got some nice compliments on my appearance, etc. That being said - the massage itself was totally legit - not even the slightest accident occured. Is there hope for this place? I'm convinced it is basically legit. But, if anyone is looking for a project and you've go the game to turn one of these girls, WOW! You'd have a real gem!

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acom
Member 4 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jan 19, 2008
24
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 0000-01-10
Actually this place is one of the best thai massage...
Actually this place is one of the best thai massage place I have ever been. Very clean, lots of rooms and many young girls. But I think this is a legit place. Too bad. Anyway, I saw Jana who is very cute. She has big breast as well. I did not took off my pant because I was not sure. Her massage was good. Overall, I recommend Jana. Cute young girl, decent massage and clean place.

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cisco8488
Member 3 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 19, 2007
24
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
0.0/5.0
Tip: $50.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2007-12-18
I WENT IN UNSURE IF THERE WAS FULL SERVICE. MAMASAN...
I WENT IN UNSURE IF THERE WAS FULL SERVICE. MAMASAN TOOK ME IN TO THE ROOM AND ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER, JANA CAME IN AND SHE GREETED ME WITH A KISS, WHICH SURPRISED ME. SHE BEGAN MY MASSAGE BY MY BACK AND SHE STARTED MASSAGING MY JEWELS. (I AM STILL FACE DOWN). THIS WAS A BIG TURN ON FOR ME. AFTER THAT I JUST TURNED OVER AND SHE BAGAN KISSING MY CHEST AND DOWN TO MY STOMACH AND LEGS. THEN SHE ASKED IF I WANTED EVERYTHING. I SAID YES SHE LEFT THE ROOM FOR ABOUT 3 MINUTES. SHE THEN CAME BACK AND REMOVED HER WHITE LAB ROBE THAT THEY WEAR THERE. SHE WAS NAKED UNDERNEATH. IT WAS AWESOME. SHE PUT THE CONDOM ON ME WITH HER MOUTH AND SHE WENT TO TOWN FOR ABOUT 3 MINUTES. SHE THEN CLIMBED ON TOP OF ME AND I HAD HER IN THAT POSITION FOR A WHILE THEN I FLIPPED HER K9 STYLE AND FINISHED HER OFF IN THAT POSITION. AFTER THAT SHE CLEANED ME OFF WITH A HOT TOWEL. IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE. I RECOMMEND IT TO ALL GUYS THAT LOVE ASIAN CHICKS.

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Repeat Client Rate
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+100%
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Massage Quality
67%
Professionalism
83%
Atmosphere
77%
Value for Money
67%
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67%

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Provider Ranking
5558
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
-19.8%

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1 power reviewers
Service: 4/5
Attitude: 5/5
Looks: 5/5
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15 unique visitors
Total Views: 15
Avg Visits: 1.1
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First Time: 7

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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