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Yvonna
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
8 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 847-259-4940
(847) 259-4940, 847-259-4940, 8472594940
City: Chicago
State: —
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 69759
Door Fee: $70/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $70/hour
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Yvonna is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. of white ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and hair. worn short. She has a average build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $70/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Yvonna directly at 847-259-4940 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 2 stars, Yvonna has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: Polish
Eye Color: Brown
Age: —
Hair Length: Short
Hair Color: —
Build: Average
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: C
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Work Schedule: Monday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: —
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Unknown
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Kissing: No
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Yvonna 1 Client Review
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Havnfun1
Member 8 posts Member since Nov -0001
Oct 24, 2011
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $70
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-10-22
I've been going to HM for years and have had a few...
I've been going to HM for years and have had a few ladies. The older ones that have been around awhile usually give you a massage with barely a towel on. I would say all of your junk is showing most of the time. They tease a bit, but I've never gotten a HJ. Close but no cigar. Lately, I've been using Yvonna. A non-descript lady with big tits and an average mid aged body. Not much to look at. But, her massages are good, barely covering and loaded with teasing. At times she is so close to my butt hole that I think she is going to start working me. I'm not into that, but I have to tell you, the area, I think its called the perineum, feels great... She usually grinds your junk on the table as she works your ass and hips, producing a great feeling and a pretty hard erection, especially considering she's not touching you. On the flip, she gets so close to a HJ, usually she starts with thighs and groin, working her way strategically inside. She does both sides and then goes to stomach, where by then, I'm worked in such a frenzy if she would slip her hand under the towel, I'd explode without her having to do much work....but alas, she rubs the pubes to the point just above your shaft and then starts another body part to relax you.... All in all, a great experience with a nice lady that really does a great massage with some play in it. If anyone has gotten an HJ from Massage Envy or Yvonna, let everyone know!

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 2/5
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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