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Inga
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(2 reviews)
7 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 847-845-4539
(847) 845-4539, 847-845-4539, 8478454539
City: Chicago
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 83322
Door Fee: $75/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $75/hour
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Provider Summary
Inga is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 36-40. of ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn long. She has a slim build. standing 5'8" - 5'11". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $75/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Inga directly at 847-845-4539 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Inga has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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  • Average engagement: 3.5 views per review
  • Today's activity: 1 views
  • Popularity ratio: 1.0 views per unique visitor
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Ethnicity: —
Ethnicity Details: Russian
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Black
Build: Slim
Height: 5'8" - 5'11"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: Unknown
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Wednessday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: No
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Touch The Kitty: Yes, outside only
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Inga 2 Client Reviews
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drjhorn
Member 140 posts Member since Nov -0001
May 21, 2016
6
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $75
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2016-05-18
In an office type building went in and Inga was...
In an office type building went in and Inga was there and I took an hour. Thin, tall, not overly attractive but like the girl down the block who could be interesting. Paid house fee and she takes me to the room and tells me to get ready. I stay uncovered to send a message and she begins the massage. She is really good at the massage--CMT level--I see a LMT once in a while and she rivals her massage but the difference is on the flip. While I was on my stomach I sent the message by rubbing her legs and her ass. Got to the inner thighs and you could feel the heat through her yoga pants from her pussy. She smiles at me as she has me flip and after a few swipes up and down my body and legs with a few brushes of the boys she positions herself to give me access to the crotch OTC while she begins stroking me. As I rub the pussy I can feel the heat and some dampness and she increases the stroke speed so I do the same. She works me to a frenzy and I give a pudenda squeeze as I bust and she gets a little wet. Cleans me up, get dressed and I tip her. Never said anything about tip which was sort of nice and she did a great job--almost wishing I had brought in a little extra because she was worth a few dollars more! Will be back when I get up this way.

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els666
Member 47 posts Member since Apr 2005
Jan 14, 2011
42
3
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $80
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-01-14
Found her ad on CL. The pictures didn't look great...
Found her ad on CL. The pictures didn't look great but she was nearby and I thought I'd TOFTT. I almost did. She works out of a small apartment in Glendale that is totally cluttered with knick knacks and bric a brac, some of it Russian religious in nature. It's a little overwhelming. She is short but running to fat, pretty flabby. Lots of cleavage but impossible to know what they're like when let loose as they weren't let loose, which was fine with me. She is quite friendly and welcoming. She'll use lotion, oil, powder or nothing for the massage, but the strange part is that she uses latex gloves to give you the massage and the ending. I got lotion. It was pretty stinky and required a lot of scrubbing in the shower later to get rid of. The reason she gets a "yes" is that she is well trained and does give a very good massage. She knows what she's doing and knows anatomy and if you have anything specific you need worked on she'll do that. I had a prostate massage along with the HE and it was very good in spite of the gloves - plenty explosive and at no additional charge. One thing to beware of is that she can be extremely talky if you get her started - which I made the mistake of doing. I got her whole life story and it wasn't exactly uplifting. She also seems to be somewhat racist toward black people - which I don't like having to listen to - apparently black people "take drugs." She must know different black and white people than I do. Anyhow, I won't be back because I have plenty of others to go to nearby that I like better, but her massage was good enough that I felt like I ought to give her a "yes."

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70%
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Atmosphere
60%
Value for Money
70%
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3779
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
-1.7%

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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 2/5
Looks: 3/5
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Total Views: 7
Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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