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Me Me
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(2 reviews)
11 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 847-338-6069
(847) 338-6069, 847-338-6069, 8473386069
City: Chicago
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 69340
Door Fee: $60/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $60/hour
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847-338-6069

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Provider Summary
Me Me is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 31-35. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn medium. She has a slim build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $60/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Me Me directly at 847-338-6069 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Me Me has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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  • Average engagement: 5.5 views per review
  • Today's activity: 1 views
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Slim
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: Unknown
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: No
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Touch The Kitty: No
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Me Me 2 Client Reviews
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fredspy
Member 24 posts Member since Nov -0001
Sep 23, 2012
6
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2012-09-22
Me Me was the next on the rotation and she had a...
Me Me was the next on the rotation and she had a pleasant look to her so I took the plunge. She did a very good back and leg massage with a lot of teasing, but put WAY, WAY too much oil on me and did not appear to understand my repeated requests that she stop pouring it onto my back and legs. I left feeling a bit like a biscuit ready for the oven rather than a customer. She did have great technique for the finish though and that was quite satisfactory. She has a cute way about her in spite of not being as slender as a willow sapling like some of the other girls I saw. Overall, she is worth a try, but I don't see myself repeating.

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r1966620
Member 8 posts Member since Nov -0001
Sep 14, 2011
6
4
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-09-12
Very friendly great looking gal wearing short...
Very friendly great looking gal wearing short shorts. Very nice place as well. The best I have been in. Great back rub but no teasing. On the flip she rubbed her legs on my arms. I started feeling her legs and rubbed her kitty outside of her shorts.She started playing with PeeWee and asked if I wanted HE. I said sure. Asked her if she would remove her clothes. She wouldn't. She mentioned other services were available but as long as it was after hours. She asked about the tip. I said I would give her 40. She refused. Said she wanted 80. Which in my opinion is way to much for a standard HE!I told her no way. She wouldn't budge on that so she finished the massage, I tipped her 20 and I left.

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60%
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70%
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3779
out of 6570 providers
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-1.7%

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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11 unique visitors
Total Views: 11
Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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