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Fern
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(4 reviews)
13 Unique Visitors
2 Today
Company: Independent
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 818-885-5951
(818) 885-5951, 818-885-5951, 8188855951
City: San Fernando Valley
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 57636
Door Fee: $45/hour
More Providers: More "Independent" Providers
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $45/hour
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Provider Summary
Fern is a professional massage provider. working at Independent. located in San Fernando Valley. She is 40+. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and red hair. worn medium. She has a curvy build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $45/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Fern directly at 818-885-5951 for appointments. With 4 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.3 stars, Fern has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Thai
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 40+
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Red
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: A
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: No
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Piercings: 6
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: A
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: No
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⭐ Fern 4 Client Reviews
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Lookin4the1
Member 8 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 17, 2019
42
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $45
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2019-04-02
This was my first time at this place. Taking one...
This was my first time at this place. Taking one for the team, as they say. I knew Fern from Simi Valley days, which is why I went to see her at her new place in the SFV. The place is clean. Regular, (honorable) people seem to use the place which was a bad sign. I'm not that honorable. The Topanga traffic was drowned out by the music's white noise which made me happy. What I remembered about Fern was her awesome massage with a wonderful ending. But times have changed. After LE swooped into Simi, everything went sideways. Many providers left, and I assume some were caught up in the stings and were forced to leave for who knows where. If you do a search of Simi Valley reviews you'll see they're all legit now. Which brings me to Fern. I thought her move to the SVF might have allowed for the old days to come back. Sadly, no. What has continued is the great massage, sans HE. She's gotten stronger and gained a couple of pounds of muscle. Her bodywork is first rate, which is probably why she's working at a legit establishment. Few HE providers have the skills to make the transition to legit. She's still nice to look at and has always had a great personality, so the hour massage was very therapeutic and fun, but lacked the spark at the end. I may go back if I need a great massage. (Yelp discounts available for $45. Totally worth it for a legit hour.) But I'm still looking for a substitute for Fern who has the skills in all areas and is willing to use them.

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chester57
Member 118 posts Member since Jan 2006
Jan 30, 2013
42
2
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $30
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-01-30
Went in after reading review that $30 hour for good...
Went in after reading review that $30 hour for good legit, I was in need of a good legit. Fern was at the desk and if I was looking for anything extra, I would have asked for someone else. This is a legit place so I knew that was all and did not worry about the cute factor. Fern is a big girl, not pretty, but she is very sweet and tries hard to give you a good massage. Plenty of parking in a shared lot with many other businesses. It could be busy at times I would think but middle of the day middle of the week, no problem. Fern massaged my neck, back, back of legs including inner thigh, but not touching anything that would be outside of the legit. Thai stretching and the clean-up followed by the turn over and massage the feet and legs more with more stretching. Good clean-up and time was up. She would have massaged my scalp and face, but I asked to ship that. I would see Fern again for legit.

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chester57
Member 118 posts Member since Jan 2006
Jan 5, 2012
42
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $35
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-12-30
Went into Reseda Thai-Spa that was known as...
Went into Reseda Thai-Spa that was known as Plai-Fah before. Fern was behind the counter and took my $35 before 1pm for the hour. Fern is a big girl, but not enormous. I was describ her as round. Face is ok and the body not my type but I really figured the it would be a legit massage anyway as it was before the new ownership and most Thai places seem to be legit. I got ready and got on the table face down without the towel that I placed on the stool in the corner. Fern came in and did not cover me up, surprised, but that is good. She asked how I wanted the massage and I told her medium. She is very strong and had to tell her to ease up a couple of times. If you like a deep firm massage, she would be good I think. She never got close to the goodies but on the flip, she did not cover me then either, I was just laying there for her to see. Made me wonder, but still she stayed legit and did not touch anything that would be "fun". 1st time in a legit place that I was not covered the entire time. I did not get excited at all as she was not my type and she did not touch anything. Just the massage which I would try again. On my way out, I met Tina who told me to come back every week.

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Mykem777
Member 36 posts Member since Jun 2006
Apr 2, 2009
42
4
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4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $45
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 0000-04-01
Dropped my car off in Chatsworth and the dealer...
Dropped my car off in Chatsworth and the dealer said I had an hour. There are lots of places within walking distance, and I tried this place. Very clean, well lit place. Paid 45 up front, went in the room. First mistake...the huge boxers. Oh well. Put them on, and in walks Fern. Wow, what a cutie, very lean, tiny and exotic. Well, this might be fun. Mistake two...the huge towel. I was covered from head to toe for almost the entire time. Mistake three...she literally kicked the crap out of me for an hour. Tiny yes, but strong like a bull. I am still hurting a day later, with huge bruises on my thighs. Try explaining that to the Mrs. Cute girl, works hard but no sensuality at all. So, I am left horny and aching, and not in a good way. YMMV.

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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 4/5
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Total Views: 13
Avg Visits: 1.3
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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