Called to make an appointment, but was a major...
Called to make an appointment, but was a major language barrier with girl on phone, so after trying for a few minutes just to say 1 o'clock, and not getting through to her, said I was on my way. Was gonna pass after that, but thought, what the hell, maybe a weird hour is what I needed, so went down thinking if she's ugly, I'll just walk out, but Unyoo (that's what it sounded like) greeted me. Same girl as on the phone. She was 40ish, but very petite and cute skinny body. Went to the room - big with doors, and looked clean, but thin walls, so could hear the guy in the office next door signing up for obamacare, and the gardener right outside the window with his leaf blower. While listening to all that, I was getting one of the weirdest massages ever. It would be a soft hand on my butt then switch to rapid fire thumb poking around the shoulders, then gently rubbing my elbows, to the chopping thing that was more like just punching my whole body. Then there was occasional shaking of the limbs just to spice things up.
On the flip, It started out good, working the chest, and gradually going down to the stomach, then I was in the mood, she spent the next five minute on my arms and hands which was a boner killer. But then moved to the legs, and started getting good again. She then said her first word to me, I have no idea what it was, but just said yes, and she finished with a very good, slow motion ending with the free hand working the boys and taint that made up for the previous 55 minutes. Not high on my list of places to revisit, but would consider it if not during weekday business hours and was quieter there.
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