I definitely TOFTT here. I'm always intrigued by...
I definitely TOFTT here. I'm always intrigued by new places, saw the ad for this place and didn't find any reviews so i thought i'd give it a try. First of all it's in a really sketchy neighborhood. I don't know what they were thinking opening up here. I had called and got a machine, left my info. Later a text exchange took place. They let me know bodyscrub or massage was available. told me the prices: special first time price massage 45 h, bodyscrub 60 h, or 100 for both. I asked how old were the girls and they told 20 and 25. Nice! i asked for a picture and they sent me the girl in the backpage ad at the bottom of the link i posted.
In all fairness the place was big and seemed nice. Many rooms, about 12 i guess. They have a papasan, young guy named patrick. THey told me during the week is a Rayya, and on the weekend is a younger girl(they sent me a pick).
So i take a shower there and i\'m waiting in the room naked. In walks in a 50+ thai woman.. FUCK, she is not 25.Her face was ok (painted on eyebrows, lots of facepaint), she had kind of a slutty look to her. She was wearing little jean shorts and had on a loose top to hide her out of shape upper body. I gave her a little hug and she had big boobs. but i could feel her fat rolls pinched by her bra and shorts. Not to excited about extras now. She then did something weird at this point, she asked are they big enough for you?(she was pointing to her boobs) i thought that was odd. Yah i said, they are great.(just being polite). She then said did you see the picture of me and my boobs on the website?(guess she was seeing if your fishing was working) i said yeah.
She asks what kind of massage i want, i tell her hard and then soft with oil. i demonstrate on her leg. She is cool with me being naked and actually pushes in my taint(she calls it buttbone) with both hands, says it will help from hard exercise. it felt great and i got hard. Her hard massage was actually not bad. But she was taking a while and then she covered me and did shiatsu. She then oiled up my back and arms. but she put my arms down by my side and thwarted my attempt to brush her legs. The massage took on a legit tone now in the oil. She never got to my legs and went to get hot towel. I asked her if she could do my legs, she did and took the towel off. THis was actually quite sensual and she got close to the goods and i got hard. I was relieved that at least i'll get a nice hj. She then got hot towels, cleaned me up and had me turn over. She was about to put a towel and asked for no towel. SHe said ok and started to massage my temples? i asked her if she could massage my legs and stomach with oil like she did my ass and legs while on my stomach. She then said i'll do your shoulders...I got mad and said forget it.She said fine And she left the room quick. I got the feeling that even though things were going well she was setting up me for a blue ball special. I didn't want to play any games. i told her i'd just go somewhere else. She was waiting outside with patrick in the lobby saying that i play games. She just wanted to give me a good massage, and in 5 years nobody has ever asked for what i wanted. I was shocked to say the least. She did everything possible to imply extras, she put her legs and crotch on my leg and foot, she put her feet on my crotch when she had her knees on my back... I told them i'd leave a bad review.. she said she'd leave a bad review of me. That all the thai people talk. Well go ahead lady. I have a good relationship with many thai providers. You are a typical ROB.
Good luck to anyone else that tries this place. I'm sure more can be had if you're patient, i'm not. That might have been my problem. But i'll definitely not be back to this out of shape 50+ blue ball specialist in the ghetto.
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