Edith is hot and short with HUGE boobs (just like...
Edith is hot and short with HUGE boobs (just like in the photo). She advertises every day on CL. No 30 minute sessions, 60. 90, 120 only.
I chose 60 minutes for $100.
Works out of her house. Nice older house in Upland. Hope you like cats. She has 5 (or was it 7) of them. Now these ain't little cutie kitties these are BIG HONKING KITTIES! I only saw one and it must have weighed 20 pounds! and that was the smallest kitty. House smells clean, no litterbox smell.
Sadly that was the only kitty I saw (or petted).
She leads me into a side bedroom that is her massage room.
Nice, dark, candles, incense, exotic soothing music.
Real nice setup. Massage table in middle of room.
Clean linens on table. Tells me to get undressed. Draping is optional.
Hot damn! This is going to be good! Her CL ad says Sensual Massage.
I had high expectations.
She comes back into the room, doesn't bat an eye that I chose to be undraped. Asks me how hard we settle on 6 out of 10 because she has a firm grip.
Well.... I'd say it was more like a firmness of 3, not a 6.
Massage is straight out of the book. Covers all areas, but nothing special. She never read my body and had no clue what muscles needed extra attention (big hint here). So I didn't ask for a firmer grip.
She uses a nice and HOT oil. She uses a real massage oil, not baby oil. The oil didn't feel greasy and had no smell.
So we chat while she rubs. FOund out all sorts of details, like her husband is a big mucky much in Hells Angels. She is a belly dancer, wiccian preistess, and all sort of other stuff.
Some where along the line, she tells me she is the prettiest of all of here sisters (I believe that. SHE IS HOT!) and that all of them gave her a hard time when she got her implants. At this point, I've been flipped on to my back, she's standing above my head, leaning over, rubbing down my stomach, so I have a GREAT view. I tell her, I think her boobs are GREAT and that I like the view from down here on the table. She laughs and we talk about her boobs for a short bit.
I asked if I could see them and she demurred and said that I was the only one getting undressed today. DAMN! I REALLY wanted to see her tits!
So she's rubbing around moves down to the side of the table. I reach out and put my hand on her tush.
Usually that is the game on signal, right?
Nothing. No notice, no mention, no pulling away, no pressing back, nothing. She came close to junior, but deftly managed to avoid any contact.
Since her hubby is a biker dude, I really didn't push for anything at all.
She completed the massage, wiped off all the oil, I got dressed, petted the HUGE kitty on the couch and went on my merry way.
I want to go back and have her perfrom some of the more holostic things with me. I've wanted to experiment with chackra alignment and other stuff.
While I was a bit disappointed with the massage (and that no HE was offered, so much for Sensual) I would still recommend Edith as a great experience, but not someone you want to see if you just want to bang your massuse. Although that would have been VERY nice :)
Later dudes!
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review