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Ugly big cow
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
15 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 815-630-1930
(815) 630-1930, 815-630-1930, 8156301930
City: Chicago
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 89482
Door Fee: $40/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $40/hour
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Provider Summary
Ugly big cow is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful hazel eyes. and hair. worn medium. She has a thick build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $40/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Ugly big cow directly at 815-630-1930 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 1 stars, Ugly big cow has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Hazel
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: —
Build: Thick
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: No
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Piercings: 6
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: C
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: Unknown
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FS (Full Service): Yes
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HJ: Cum on body
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Kissing: No
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Touch The Kitty: Unknown
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BJ: Yes, cum on body
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Greek: Yes
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⭐ Ugly big cow 1 Client Review
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essneal
Member 30 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 30, 2020
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1.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2020-06-12
Went here once before, and was hoping to see the...
Went here once before, and was hoping to see the girl I had seen before (Sara), but there were 3 girls in the office. One older mamasan (mother), and two girls that said they were sisters. Both older and overweight. The first girls come in, pulls out her tits, and says "next time, there can be yours, but I'm going for lunch now, so my sister will take care of you!" She then walks out and the other girls walks in. Just as big as the first, maybe a little older. Half assed massage, and on the flip, asked me if anything needed looking after. The other girl walks back in to talk to the sister, says something to me, again, like next time, I can fuck her, and leaves again. The one who massaged me, proceeds to pull up her top to let my hands play with her tits, as she jackhammers away at me. Told her that maybe I want to fuck her ass, and she was like "oh yeah, you fuck my ass next time". So they make no qualms about why they are there. They will probably get busted and closed down. This spa doesn't seem to be related to the other spa in hte complex, listed as suite 100 (which I think was the old Pine Tree Spa from Willowbrook.

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Service: 1/5
Attitude: 1/5
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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