Noticed that they had a Wed./Thurs. special that was 90 minutes for $49. Since my regular place has the same rate but no end of session release, I thought I'd give it a shot. I called and made an appointment and confirmed the price. Got there and the lady at the front (Nicky) took my money and led me to a room. I was hoping she wouldn't be massaging me as she was quite unattractive and sort of balding. I asked her if she would be my masseuse and she said no, Deea would be massaging me. I thought I dodged a bullet there. That was until Deea came in. I was face down on the table and looked up to check her out and I SWEAR TO GOD, I'm sure it was a guy. Husky voice, haircut shorter than mine, no boobs, no ass and...MAN HANDS! I'm no homophobe and I've had men massage me before but have never had a man pretending to be a woman massage me. Maybe it was a woman; I don't know, but even after I flipped, I checked "her" out and still couldn't tell. Then, what was REALLY weird was that about 60 minutes into it, Nicky (from before) comes in the room and asks, "Is SHE doing a good job?". I said it was okay and then Nicky tells me that she was going to massage me the last 30 minutes but had another customer come in so Deea would have to finish me. Newsflash...I let Deea finish the massage but that was about it. My penis has never been so limp in my entire life. For those of you that have seen "The Crying Game", that's exactly how I felt. All in all, the massage was decent and I was going to tip Deea $10 but when I went out front, there was no one there. I even waited 5 minutes to tip "her" but no one ever came out. Whatever. Weird place, weird experience, I doubt I'll ever go back after that.