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Harmony Kisses
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
11 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 800-555-1212
(800) 555-1212, 800-555-1212, 8005551212
City: San Diego
State: —
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Provider Id: 79273
Door Fee: $250/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $250/hour
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Harmony Kisses is a professional massage provider. located in San Diego. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and hair. worn medium. She has a thick build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $250/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Harmony Kisses directly at 800-555-1212 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 2 stars, Harmony Kisses has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Filipino
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: —
Build: Thick
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: —
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Breast Implants: Unknown
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Hygiene: Below Average
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: Yes
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Category: Legit
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: No
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Kissing: No
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Harmony Kisses 1 Client Review
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dupree
Member 71 posts Member since Oct 2006
Aug 22, 2014
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2.0/5.0
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1.0/5.0
Tip: $250
Company Rating: 3
Date Saw: 2014-08-21
Contacted her on HX because I was in Carlsbad for...
Contacted her on HX because I was in Carlsbad for business. I should have tried one of the local MPs instead. She's new on HX and there was no info on her, but I haven't TOFTT for a while so I took a risk. I made the appointment which was a little awkward since she's a newbie on HX and wouldn't give a clear menu. The pics were decent, but I would soon find out they were fake. After arriving at the hotel (2-star), she gave me the room number and although it was a non-smoking room, she and/or her boyfriend/pimp didn't heed the rules. I'm pretty sensitive to cigarette smoke and that's generally a dealbreaker. More importantly though was that the pics were not only fake, they weren't at all representative. I can deal with representative, but this girl was a tatted, porcine, frumpy ghetto asian girl. Bleh. She didn't look fresh either. She looked like she had just rolled out of bed. I was ready to walk but I was horny and I didn't have time to make it to a plan B before getting back to work. So I asked her straight up about some of the services BEFORE placing the donation. Remarkably, this skank was all "no". It was to be straight CBJ, CFS only. At that, I simply said, thanks and walked out. I had blueballs all afternoon, but no regrets. She yelled some nonsense at me and said her boyfriend would be waiting for me at my car, but I had no issues.

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Service: 1/5
Attitude: 2/5
Looks: 2/5
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Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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