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dana
(29 reviews)
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Company: Accurate
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 773-878-7458
(773) 878-7458, 773-878-7458, 7738787458
City: Chicago
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Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 44291
Door Fee: $70/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $70/hour
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dana is a professional massage provider. working at Accurate. located in Chicago. She is 40+. of ethnicity. with beautiful eyes. and hair. worn . She has a build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $70/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact dana directly at 773-878-7458 for appointments. With 29 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.3 stars, dana has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Breast Implants: Yes
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⭐ dana 29 Client Reviews
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soniksonik
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Oct 3, 2025
Highland
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: 2024-01-01
Old timer now. She is pushing 70 and she is...
Old timer now. She is pushing 70 and she is definitely showing it. She is still a very nice lady but her A breasts are sagging and the rest of the body is equal. Her energy level has gone down- understandable. I first experienced her over 20 years ago- a lot of fun and enthusiasm then. She is pleasant but not exciting- for you or for her. She will passively do you what you want- some get a little more than others because of trust. What I once enjoyed I did not partake of this time. YMMV

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Anonymous
Member 1 posts Member since Unknown
Sep 30, 2025
Highland
1
Overall Rating
1.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: 2024-01-01
Time to give up the ghost Dana. Approaching 70...
Time to give up the ghost Dana. Approaching 70 years old. Boring is the best way to describe. She still does acupuncture service. Just getting old. The body is sagging- very small breasts. She has gotten to the point where she tolerates and fakes orgasm- like most of these ladies. I met her 24 years ago and she quite fun and a hungry sexual appetite. Time marches on for all of us. Nice lady still but more a business woman or friend. Ymmv.

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kayaspeed
Member 17 posts Member since Feb 2006
Mar 2, 2022
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $65
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2022-03-02
I was pretty sure that the last time I went to this...
I was pretty sure that the last time I went to this place, the price for the new room was $120. This woman asked me for $180. I negotiated it down to $150, but I still feel that this is going to high for just a rub and tug. I’d like some feedback from the other users of this site to see if that’s what the going rate is these days, I would think you can get full service for a total price of $215 which I shelled out including the door fee of $65. As for the actual massage, it wasn’t the worst massage I’ve ever had she did apply some pressure with the oil on a couple of areas I just felt OK. She made sure to never place her ass where I could actually touch the kitty or even show the kitty much at all. I was able to touch her breasts freely what to tell you the truth the attitude and everything overall did not get me turned on so I didn’t touch them too much maybe just a few caresses. On the flip she proceeded to oil me off a little bit more on the Johnny and stroke again, with no excitement and even though I asked her if I could see her but she stuck it as far away from me as possible while still being able to handle my Johnson, and when I tried to brush over her kitty she moved further away. This is probably one of the worst experiences I’ve had in one of these places, since I paid $150 and I didn’t even get to touch the kitty on the outside. I don’t think I’ll be going back there I’ll be looking for another place there are several others in the area if anybody has a tip to watch good these days put it in the comments and please comment on 150 I know it seems kind of high

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Malo77
Member 47 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 6, 2020
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2020-11-02
Temp check, sign in sheet with name and contact...
Temp check, sign in sheet with name and contact number. Nice place. Drew Dana, nice massage with a bit of teasing but not much. After the flip she went right for the boys. Nice HJ, but stayed out of reach so no roaming, down side for me. Cleaned me up and returned to massage for the balance of the hour. Nice time, I may return for one of the other girls.

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blayzit
Member 10 posts Member since Mar 2006
Jun 15, 2020
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2020-06-14
Door was locked but I saw the light was on. Called...
Door was locked but I saw the light was on. Called and she said to enter through the back. Mask and wash your hands upon entering. Mandan shows me the room and asks me for her $50. Paidundressed and waited a few minutes. Very skinny girl came in and asked me to leave my mask on. She didn't wear one. Asked to pay upfront. Gave her a $. She wiped down the front of my body while I was sitting up, paying nice attention to my dick. Had lay face down and she wiped down the back of my body. She gets undressed and I watch through the mirror right next to the bad. Nice sensual massage to body-on-body with light kissing. Asks me to turn and continues the body to body. Slipps on the condom and gives a nice long BJ with a lot of deep throating and licking the balls at the same time. Good technique. Cowgirl, doggy, came while in missionary. Whole time I watched myself through the mirror and played with her tits. She had me lay face down again and she wiped down my back. Turned over she wiped down my front paying attention to my duck again and I got hard. She asked if I wanted another but I didn't have the $. We got dressed, she told me her name is Dana and works Sunday and Monday

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ssam1
Member 13 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 21, 2018
Highland
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $N/A
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2018-11-14
It had been a while since I visited a parlor and I...
It had been a while since I visited a parlor and I was in need. I went in and had to wait longer than I wanted to which did not start me off in a good mood. The wait was not her fault so I tried not to blame her. She was very nice and apologetic about the wait. She started a decent massage for this kind of place. It didn't take too long for junior to respond. I was anxious to get the action going so I turned over soon to reveal that I was ready. She smiled and started a nice HJ while I grabbed her ass and breast. It felt great. I asked her to slow down and she did. It didn't take too long for me to pop. She cleaned me up and since I had some time left she massaged my head that also was relaxing. After some water I was on my way.

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look4goodrub
Member 55 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 17, 2015
41
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2015-12-13
I walked into Z's Massage hoping to try the popular...
I walked into Z's Massage hoping to try the popular Eva but she was busy and I didn't want to wait an hour. So I gambled on the "Pretty Young Girl" that was promised me. Paid $40 for the hour and laid in wait. In walks Dana, who was not pretty (pretty average actually) and with a bod a bit thick in the middle. I reminded myself of some PYG's that have been total busts in both service and attitude, so I kept an open mind about Dana. I was soon feeling a really good massage including the two hands lightly oiled gliding firmly down my back up and down which felt great. So she continued a legit massage a while and since she wore a skirt my dangling hand went up her leg to pantyland. She was good with it as I slipped fingers into the rear of her panties, fingers in her crack and then slid one finger forward and embedded between her labia. I liked how she adjusted her position to let me finger her back and forth. She was completely responsive to my wishes for teasing, lots to my ass, hole and balls. I had her work that area so I wouldn't blow so fast, and I was allowed to pull her tits from her bra...she has mini-marshmallow size tips on some b-cups, that seemed to swell as I sucked on them and worked my finger in her. She was right there with me, bringing her face in close, smiling, and when I told her I was ready to let it go she stroked my shaft with the open palm of her hand, a great sensation. She brought back a hot towel for cleanup then finished the hour with a scalp and forehead massage, and some conversation in her adequate English. She even attempted to revive my spent dick but I was already a happy guy. I tipped her $40 but next visit I will slap another $20 on top of that....

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pat69
Member 17 posts Member since Feb 2003
Aug 26, 2014
42
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2014-07-01
Saw her pictures and had to check her out....
Saw her pictures and had to check her out. Comunicated via email. Her email ended with lets get naked (sounded good) laterv I was at her small house in the Hollywood hills . almost left when I saw her but I'm not that cruel. She heavy and not all that attractive. She lives to talk. She told me her whole life story in a hour. Massage was good. Nice body to body with those big tities. On the flip I tried to put my finger in her pussy but she I ly allowed on the out side. Finished me off with a hand job blow job combo. It was more HJ than BJ. Cleaned me up and I was out the door. Will not return.

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stuckin
Member 22 posts Member since Nov 2006
Jul 28, 2014
19
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-07-22
Went here last week, was expecting a hj or...
Went here last week, was expecting a hj or something, but nope. Just got a great legit massage from Dana. What was weird is one door was partially open and some dude was massaging someone, then there was another dude standing in the hall who appeared to work there too. I hate that. I don't like Chinese places where the Chinese guys glare at you. But whatever, the massage really was high quality. I fell asleep. Dana is pretty cute, short, and somewhat slim. She didn't tease or show any signs of extras, but Chinese girls are often like that and still provide extras. I think I would go back, maybe something more next time? I read the old reviews and it appears maybe this place has changed. Down the street got busted earlier this year, maybe that was enough to scare them striaght? I dunno...

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Pgpr1
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 11, 2013
42
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $200
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-04-05
I found Dana on a site called Bodywork Girl, that...
I found Dana on a site called Bodywork Girl, that was recommended by a friend. I contacted her through email and she responded the same day and we made an appointment for the next day. Her place is conveniently located not too far from the 101 freeway, in Woodland Hills (San Fernando Valley) CA. She is a pretty blonde with a nice big round butt and great breasts. I was completely naked, and she began with just a slip of a thong on. It was a GREAT massage, very sexy and erotic. I am a businessman and new to this sort of thing, so this was much preferable to a massage parlor, where I would be constantly afraid of a raid or something like that. And it was 90 minutes. Not 60. 90. I wasn't expecting that, but for the price (200) I really felt like I got my money's worth. Highly recommend!

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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