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Johanna
(4 reviews)
5 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 773-816-3572
(773) 816-3572, 773-816-3572, 7738163572
City: Chicago
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 70373
Door Fee: $160/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $160/hour
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Provider Summary
Johanna is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 40+. of white ethnicity. with beautiful green eyes. and red hair. worn medium. She has a slim build. standing 5'8" - 5'11". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $160/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Johanna directly at 773-816-3572 for appointments. With 4 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.8 stars, Johanna has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: Polish
Eye Color: Green
Age: 40+
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Red
Build: Slim
Height: 5'8" - 5'11"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday
Category: Parlor
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⭐ Johanna 4 Client Reviews
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BanginAsians
Member 25 posts Member since Nov -0001
May 18, 2013
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-04-10
Johanna is an A.A. hot little minx, a spinner with...
Johanna is an A.A. hot little minx, a spinner with hot curves, great ass-n-thigh combo, some nice large B small C cans that are natural and delicious, oh ya her face aint bad either. If you like em small and spin like then you will get off on Johanna's bod and looks. Her service was GFE but she did not seem all that into it. Her BBBJ was lackluster and did not last long. Goin all down town on her was good, she is responsive and gets off easy so that part of the session was pretty good. Bangin her was average. I mean she has a great figure, hot bod, good looks, a she is a spinnin machine but she just seemed not into it. I boned her in standing DS and then some EOB Mish, to regular mish. She did not cock block me but I had a hard time drivin it all the way home. Now I am used to this since I love to hump n pump Asian women and can in general extract a decent session even when I can't get it in all the way but Johanna and I just did not get that hot sexual rhythm goin. I had a nice time and i am curious about her, like maybe I caught her on a bad day cause she is my kinda hottie in the looks department. Pics - that is exactly what you get, a hot sexy spinner, hard body! L - 7.5, face is a 6, smile and lips are 8s, cans are sexy, perky 9, ass-n-thigh combo is 9, it is small but hot, bod overall is a solid 8, a spinners dream. A - 6, she was friendly, nice, pleasant but we just did not have a great session, she seemed just a bit occupied. S - 7, a courtesy 7 at that. Daty was good 8, the bbbj was too short and she did not seem into it 5, DFK / LFK well never got any DFKs and the LFKs were without passion. Visually bangin her was hot if you like em small and curvy, kitty was tight, her cans are great to suck on while bangin her, 7. Again, it was good to bone her but it could have been so much better! E - buck 40 or 60 don't remember? when I arrived she was say a buck 20, went to skull me with a condom and I said I wanted GFE service, she said it would be another 20 dollars. I said ok, but don't remember if she was a buck 20 or 40 to start? R - Maybe? I want to cause I like her, like her bod, just not sure if the session would be any better?

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Bigsteve72
Member 33 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 21, 2011
6
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $160
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2011-10-10
I've been to see Johanna a few times. She has a hot...
I've been to see Johanna a few times. She has a hot slender body, a good friendly personality, and a nice demeanor. You can massage her and touch certain parts only. She will let you touch anywhere...by the second meeting if she likes you. She works out of a motel in the suburbs and has a friend close by in case someone gets a little crazy/creepy. Their is soft music some scented candles going and she will keep the room at a comfortable temperature. When it is time for your massage, she does body to body as long as you're not as big as a house. She will use baby oil for your massage. Be honest with her and tell her you want your legs, arms, whatever rubbed more. You get a nice happy ending where she will start slowly and make you really hard. Then, she will get progressively faster until you unload your baby batter all over the place. Excellent ending. As for her looks: The ad on backpage says she is 36, but I beleive her to be over 40 (early 40's). She has straight teeth, very clean, and some crow's feet around the eyes. I really don't care for some of the younger girls because they tend to be impersonal or rush you. Her rate is $100 for half hour and $160 for a full hour.

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deltona004
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 13, 2010
35
5
Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $80
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2010-04-08
I meet Johanna midday, she kindly invited me...
I meet Johanna midday, she kindly invited me inside. Upon entering I laid down onto a table, and recieved a very good, not great massage. After one half hour, she offered more services I choose the blow away package. Upon that she began giving me a bare blow job. She was very miticulous and very sensual in giving this service. Johanna does however watch the clock at times and can be impatient. Aside from this she is an excellent provider with a very sexy body

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bhata
Member 13 posts Member since Aug 2005
Dec 3, 2008
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $39
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 0000-12-01
Found place on the internet and was driving through...
Found place on the internet and was driving through one day and decided to drop in. Cheap one hour special for introductory massage. Got in the room undressed and laid on the table. In came Johanna a nice looking White Girl with big ol' titties. She covered me quickly and started to massage my back. No hint of extras but a nice massage. On the flip more of the same, no hint of extras. Nice place, looks very legit from the outside so I'm thinking nothing more will be offered here.

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Attitude: 3/5
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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