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Rosemary Roland
(2 reviews)
6 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 773-766-0574
(773) 766-0574, 773-766-0574, 7737660574
City: Chicago
State:
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Provider Id: 75184
Door Fee: $300/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $300/hour
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Rosemary Roland is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 31-35. of black ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn . She has a curvy build. standing . Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $300/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Rosemary Roland directly at 773-766-0574 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 4 stars, Rosemary Roland has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Black
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
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Hair Color: Black
Build: Curvy
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Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday
Category: Legit
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⭐ Rosemary Roland 2 Client Reviews
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tsita
Member 29 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 23, 2013
6
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4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $300
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2013-04-10
Well, gentlemen, as I told you, she went to LA, but...
Well, gentlemen, as I told you, she went to LA, but now she's come back. And I just saw her for the first time since last November. She was set up this time in a cheap hotel in Lincoln Park, instead of a cheap hotel downtown. She's still REALLY tall. She's still got INCREDIBLE boobs. She's still TOTAL GFE. She's still up for anything I could think of. BBBJTCIM, DATY, K9, CG, wouldn't surprise me if greek is on the table, but I don't roll that way. She's also still really friendly and personable and open. But here's the thing, and it shows what a selfish prick I am. It was kind of a hot day, and her body was glistening with sweat when I got there, and there was that sweaty odor to her. And so the whole turned-on aesthetic just didn't happen for me. You'd think she'd know that since her website, like all the other ladies out there, tells you to make sure you smell good with minty breath because body odor or bad breath are a real turnoff. Well, I was kind of turned off. It's probably something she'll take care of next time, and maybe I should have said something. Anyway, if you want a very tall (EASILY 6'7" or more in her heels), super-big-titted African-American amazon with meat on her bones who will give you total GFE, go see her. Just make sure you politely ask her to shower first.

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tsita
Member 29 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 17, 2012
6
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4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $300
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2012-12-14
Gentlemen, I TOFTT. Regulars here know I usually...
Gentlemen, I TOFTT. Regulars here know I usually like the petite Chinese girls, but lately I've been craving tall amazons with huge boobs. I don't know what's wrong (or right) with me. Anyway, this woman is the amazoniest of them all. She's well over six feet tall, and she met me at the door of her hotel room in six-inch heels. Absolutely HUGE firm boobs. We started kissing in the doorway (after she closed the door) with sweet, gentle, increasingly passionate tongue action. Incredible full lips. Now, I'm 5'8", so this must have been an odd sight to see, but oh my god it felt great. We went to the bed, I stripped her and she was up for pretty much anything I wanted. DATY, DFK, CG, Mish, K9, FIV -- I'll be going back as soon as I can. I know, this is an odd kind of review for a board that usually covers the AMPs, but they've been closing them down and I've been branching out. You have to contact her via email first and she's pretty careful, but, if you like them BIG (not fat -- no, definitely not fat). She's worth it. Just one thing -- assholes please stay away from her. She's very sweet and if you ruin her, you'll be ruining my fun.

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Attitude: 4/5
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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