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Don't Remember
(3 reviews)
18 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 773-631-8500
(773) 631-8500, 773-631-8500, 7736318500
City: Chicago
State:
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 86421
Door Fee: $70/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $70/hour
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Provider Summary
Don't Remember is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn medium. She has a average build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $70/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Don't Remember directly at 773-631-8500 for appointments. With 3 positive reviews and an average rating of 2 stars, Don't Remember has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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  • Average engagement: 6.0 views per review
  • Today's activity: 1 views
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Korean
Eye Color: Brown
Age:
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Black
Build: Average
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
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Breast Implants: Unknown
Hygiene: Average
Work Schedule: Sunday
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⭐ Don't Remember 3 Client Reviews
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Brian378
Member 19 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 2, 2022
24
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2022-03-30
I was dining in Redondo Beach one night and I saw a...
I was dining in Redondo Beach one night and I saw a few hot thai girls walk out of this place. A few weeks later I had a morning off and I made an appointment. I can't remember the name of the girl. There are several there. This is a very typical legit spa place. The actual massage was high quality. While I was in the room, one of those really loud typical rich south bay ladies walked in for her massage. I knew nothing was going to happen. If anyone has a different experience here, let me know. Otherwise I recommend this place if you are looking for a legit high quality massage.

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englee
Member 21 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jan 29, 2018
6
1
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1.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $70
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2018-01-20
I parked in the rear. There was a provider who was...
I parked in the rear. There was a provider who was talking on the phone and she let me in. She started the massage but after a few minutes someone else finished the massage. It has been awhile since I have been to the Gunnison Spa. They still haven't changed the doors. They do not go all the way up or down...more like half a door. Been reading good reviews on Genie and was hoping to get her especially after reading reviews of her doing some rimming. I don't remember the name of the woman who gave me the massage. She wore a short black dress and had a decent figure but was probably in her 50s when the light turned on when the massage was done. Was shut out of any kind of pleasurable ending. Will not go back. After being blue balled, I went to Open Heaven Massage on Belmont.

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taws6
Member 25 posts Member since Nov -0001
Sep 10, 2017
24
1
Overall Rating
1.0/5.0
Service Quality
1.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2017-09-06
So this place is directly across the street from...
So this place is directly across the street from Olive Park - nice and convenient for me - so I would really love to see this place improve. If you are looking to bust a quick nut, go here - if you want a great experience travel further. Building houses only this massage business. Plenty of parking. Interior is dimly lit, ample "lobby" - it's pretty evident that this used to be a former doctor's office or other medical urgent care facility or like place. Room(s) off the lobby are your typical Dr.'s office - decent size room with cabinets & sink and counter area. My room had a slider pocket door. Unknown if locks So make attendant showed me to the room, I undress put towel down over me & had to wait what I thought was too long - finally a horribly dyed blond Hispanic gal walks in with a heat pad and started to use on my back - some minor finger tip roaming - but not much to even pretend it's a massage. only about five minutes later after a real lame attempt at massage she tells me to flip. Looking up at the gal - ugh, I don't want to fuck this gal, and i'm not even getting a decent massage. Crap. So she puts the heat/gel pack under my neck& back while grazing her fingertips over my arms, legs and face/ neck area. I'm not getting aroused. she leaves & comes back - continues - finally I start to sport wood. No massage oil or lotion is being used. That can be a good thing as I don't want to smell later on. Well she starts to stroke me - which without the lubrication is pretty lame. I tell her finally to blow me, she puts on a condom and starts the 'job'. I put in quotes as she doesn't do this well. She never negotiated, so after I cum in the condom, she leaves with the evidence comes back to clean me up - marginally - and leaves again while I get dressed. I left her 60 - which is more than enough for her shitty service. Will I be back? I suppose but I'll ask for a lineup first. (based simply upon location - not enjoyment)

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Provider Ranking
5692
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
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Service: 2/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 1/5
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Total Views: 18
Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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