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Elisa
(4 reviews)
6 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 773-292-9988
(773) 292-9988, 773-292-9988, 7732929988
City: Chicago
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 74267
Door Fee: $95/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $95/hour
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Provider Summary
Elisa is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn medium. She has a curvy build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $95/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Elisa directly at 773-292-9988 for appointments. With 4 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Elisa has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday
Category: Parlor
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⭐ Elisa 4 Client Reviews
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Strike96
Member 27 posts Member since Nov -0001
May 24, 2020
41
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
1.0/5.0
Tip: $140
Company Rating: 3
Date Saw: 2020-05-22
TOFTT! Bait n Switch. Tries to put her shortcomings...
TOFTT! Bait n Switch. Tries to put her shortcomings and irresponsibility on you. She was suppose to text me the morning of to reconfirm, but NEVER heard from her so 30 min before our agreed upon appointment, I text her (I should not have), and she said she was still crossing the border, could be available later in the afternoon. WTF?! I was 5 min from heading to her location! What a waste as I had a regular waiting for me as a backup and almost lost out on an exceptional time. Then she had the audacity to criticize me for NOT having any patience, WTF?! All I said to her was that "thanks for leaving me hanging, and if you were stuck at the border you could have texted me to let me know what's going on". I reconfirmed her donation even though it was in her Ad, and she said "160/hour FBSM, 220 VIP", What?! The Ad said 140 and 200, she said that was an old Ad. One day before is considered an old ad?! I then told her to basically forget it, I don't like games and bait n switch, and she again tried to put this whole thing on me, so I told her to stay down south, we don't need your type up here, then I blocked her.

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dupree
Member 71 posts Member since Oct 2006
Jun 8, 2014
24
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $120
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-06-05
I decided to try the Backpages Chinese lottery...
I decided to try the Backpages Chinese lottery after work. I think I just about broke even. Elisa is a tall, slender Chinese girl with whom I didn't really connect. She is fairly pretty, has short hair, light skin, and a nice smile, and is youthful as far as the BP agencies go (I'm guessing she's mid- to late-20s). Her breasts look nice though they seemed a tad too hard to be real. I could be wrong. Her personality was curt and quiet. She did seem to speak passable English, but I don't think she was happy working there. Kissing was provided, but it was the really passive LFK type. She did a little Russian to get me stimulated and immediately applied the condom for a CBJ. I did request a BBBJ before she did this and she just quickly replied, "No", and continued with the condom. Fun. She blew me for a few moments and then asked if I would like to get on top, to which I equally quickly said, "No." If I'm paying and the service is lame, I might as well just lay back and enjoy it as much as possible. Anyways, sex starts and she's in the cowgirl position, thrusting a bit but at the same time not really moving up and down much. I honestly felt like I could have stayed in that position for hours and never climaxed. I finally suggested that we kiss a bit. So she leaned in and started kissing, this time with a little more passion. I could smell cigarette on her breath, but not too bad. This was better and with her leaning down on me in parallel, I was able to thrust and get proper friction and, withing a spell, I finished. It was a really mundane climax. I get a far better feeling just whacking off in the shower than I did with this encounter. Maybe I'm jaded and a non-GFE encounter such as this no longer does the trick to get me excited. Anyway, in summary, Elisa is a cute Chinese girl with a nice body, but the service was dull, borderline tedious. Footnotes: A shower was provided before and after. Fresh towels, Listerine and Dixie cups were available. The room was kept clean. I partook in the hhr session. The hr session is $160. I suspect MSOG is additional though.

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brandon83
Member 35 posts Member since Nov -0001
Mar 13, 2013
6
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $95
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-03-12
I have been to this place a couple times before....
I have been to this place a couple times before. Started off by person who greeted me and gave me table body scrub, which was nice. Elisa came in and took over. The switch wasn't expected, but I was ok with it. First time being served by Elisa. I was on my stomach what seemed to be a long time. Elisa spent a lot of time on my back before moving to lower body. When she finally asked me to turn over, it was not very long before I got the offer of hand job. She quoted the desired tip of $60, I shook my head as if to agree. Got needed finish. Gave her less than what she asked for. I have had better service at other places in Chicago for lesser tips. I would repeat, but the service must be better for me to pay what I paid.

⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review

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Bigsteve72
Member 33 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jan 15, 2013
6
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $95
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-01-10
I needed a good massage after recovering from a bad...
I needed a good massage after recovering from a bad cold. I made an appointment for 90 min knowing it's a good value and the girls are solid when it comes to actual massage. I met Elisa who was average looking with a curvy build and nice behind (for Chinese). She gave me a nice medium pressure massage and hit all the good spots. There was no teasing as this was my first time with her. She interviewed me well and I gave all the correct answers. She asked me to flip after 70 min and gave a nice rub on the front while giving junior some good pass by attention. Gave me a point and asked for $60. She had to settle for $55. I bought a Mega ticket earlier...lol. I agreed only because the massage was 90 min. She gave a nice milikng, popped, she cleaned me up and I was on the way. All in all a nice expreience and I will return.

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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