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Celeste ("Carlsbad Cowgirl")
(1 reviews)
7 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 760-383-1573
(760) 383-1573, 760-383-1573, 7603831573
City: San Diego
State:
Escorts
Provider Id: 87281
Door Fee: $80/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $80/hour
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Celeste ("Carlsbad Cowgirl") is a professional massage provider. located in San Diego. She is 40+. of white ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and hair. worn medium. She has a average build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $80/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Celeste ("Carlsbad Cowgirl") directly at 760-383-1573 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 2 stars, Celeste ("Carlsbad Cowgirl") has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 40+
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color:
Build: Average
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: A
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Legit
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⭐ Celeste ("Carlsbad Cowgirl") 1 Client Review
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Richard Boinkwell
Member 37 posts Member since Jul 2006
Aug 21, 2018
41
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Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
1.0/5.0
Tip: $80
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2018-08-17
Saw her a few years ago and so my description given...
Saw her a few years ago and so my description given above may be off now. She was kind of skanky looking is my main impression, but did give a decent bj. Anyway somehow (I don't remember where) I got her number again and made an appt. She said she "couldn't wait" to see me. When I got to her hotel in Oceanside she texted me to wait "a few minutes." I waited 10 minutes (we had made the appointment a couple hours earlier so she should have been ready, right?) and said fck it and drove down the street a few blocks to the Trader Joes. Finally she texts me back and asks if I'm still there. I told her where I went and will stop by on my way back in about 10 min. She was profuse in apologies and made some lame excuse about the maid in her room (it's 3 p.m.!). So I do stop back (and it was only about 10 min), only now she's not available. I texted her that that is fckd up and she gets angry and calls me all sorts of names. So, I never saw her, and I certainly cannot recommend her based on this experience.

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Service: 1/5
Attitude: 2/5
Looks: 2/5
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7 unique visitors
Total Views: 7
Avg Visits: 1.1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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