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Lan Lan
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
19 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 760-346-1019
(760) 346-1019, 760-346-1019, 7603461019
City: Palm Springs
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 80907
Door Fee: $50/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $50/hour
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Provider Summary
Lan Lan is a professional massage provider. located in Palm Springs. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn long. She has a slim build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $50/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Lan Lan directly at 760-346-1019 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 4 stars, Lan Lan has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Black
Build: Slim
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: A
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: A
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Work Schedule: Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: Unknown
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: Unknown
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Greek: No
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⭐ Lan Lan 1 Client Review
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IEkurt
Member 14 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 6, 2015
36
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2015-04-03
I've been here many times in the last year and it's...
I've been here many times in the last year and it's always been a good experience. I was a little suprised to see a different girl here this time. Lan Lan is probably about 30 with a nice little body. Looks are above average. She was very shy and didn't talk much. Her English was ok. I got naked and laid face down with no towel. When she came in I tried to make some small talk but it was a little difficult because she was so shy. I told her I liked a hard massage and she did w very good job. She worked out the kinks in my back. She worked on my legs and ass, but no real teasing. She left and returned with a warm towel and wiped me down before the flip. After the flip she worked on my legs and chest while I rubbed her ass and tits on the outside of her clothes. She worked around my junk but didn't offer any attention. I grabbed my semi wood and asked her to "massage this" She shook her head and said no and said she didn't want to get in trouble. I told she no one would get in trouble and it took a couple minutes and she final agreed to take care of me. Her technique was pretty good and after a few minutes the party was over. She got a warm towel and cleaned me up and I was on my way. I will be back to try my luck again.

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80%
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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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Total Views: 19
Avg Visits: 1.1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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