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Alanna
(3 reviews)
7 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 747-666-5157
(747) 666-5157, 747-666-5157, 7476665157
City: Orange County
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 82042
Door Fee: $120/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $120/hour
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Provider Summary
Alanna is a professional massage provider. located in Orange County. She is 31-35. of white ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and blonde hair. worn long. She has a curvy build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $120/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Alanna directly at 747-666-5157 for appointments. With 3 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Alanna has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 31-35
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: D
Breast Implants: No
Kitty: Clean Shaven
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday
Category: Parlor
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⭐ Alanna 3 Client Reviews
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Pimpco25
Member 7 posts Member since Nov -0001
Oct 7, 2015
33
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $120
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2015-10-06
I decided that I'm on a quest to TOFTT on nurugurus...
I decided that I'm on a quest to TOFTT on nurugurus - this will be expensive and interesting. Let's start with Alana. So far I've reviewed Ava, Kiki, roku, Karina, mila, Bella(not there anymore) and Leilani. I've been with Britney, Jessica, Isabella and Elle (not there anymore) whom I have not reviewed because they are already spot on and do not require extra review. But I do think Jessica is a bit over rated. I've been with trinity and Tanya - whom I have yet to review. I'll admit - if I like someone or believe I can get more mileage - I typically continue to push the envelope and keep the review off the grid until I realize that I'm bored of her, or I'll probably not request her again. Alanna falls under the do not repeat section. Her looks and body leave a lot to be desired - she is not cute by my standards and her body is not good either - only thing good about her is that she has pretty decently soft skin and above average boobs (size and looks). She is overall a nice person - but I'm not here for personality. Above average massage versus the rest of the girls (not here for that) but it took a lot of mental fortitude to get my libido up to blow on this session. Her body other than her tits is not good. She's probably in her late 20's, but she's looks older than that. Her ass has no shape. She does have decently soft skin that lends itself well to nuru, but I had to look at her tits the whole time to even come. I had her ride CG where she used he flat ass to jerk me off, but I eventually needed a Russian to finally finish. Overall, she is not good looking and recommend you hold out for someone else. She's nice and all, but you should only choose her if you like big boobs or you are in a pinch and hate waiting in the lobby with the other mongers. TIP for mongers: this place has been busy. When putting your clothes on the chair, make sure you have everything in pockets and that your stuff is easy to transfer. If they are busy, they will take your stuff and put it in the bathroom. No issues with theft here (they are all very honest) but to avoid your stuff falling out, glasses or phone misplaced, best to make sure all your items are secure for a quick transfer to the bathroom. Once you are done and take a shower, your stuff will get moved if it is busy.

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Tricky13
Member 5 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 12, 2014
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $140
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-11-04
Alanna lays low most of the time and doesn't...
Alanna lays low most of the time and doesn't advertise very often. She is also way out in no man's land. I think her ad says North Escondido but it's out in a very rural area of Valley Center. Dealt with her via email until close then she'll send you her phone number. I didn't put her number down since she'd know something was up if you didn't first contact her via email. Once you get past that and have made yourself known to her and have an appointment setup and are getting close to her place is when she'll send her phone number. She's a bit older but in decent shape and very curvy. If you're looking for skinny then you may want to pass. She is down to earth and very sweet and caring. I got on her table and she gave a good therapeutic massage. I noticed that she got nude right away. At one point (while still face down) she climbed on the table and did some body slides which felt really nice. Then time for the flip and she was was taking it nice and slow. She let my hands do a little roaming and I asked for a some more body slides, which she did while I was face up. It was pretty nice. She let my give her little kisses on her lips. After that she brought me to a nice finish. I think more might be available but I am not into that. YMMV. Be a gentleman and you will have a good time. I would definitely repeat - it's just an hour to get there and an hour to get back so plan on having 3 plus hours from most places in San Diego. Also, make sure your car is in good shape driving the winding mountain roads!

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bigthumb316
Member 66 posts Member since Dec 2005
Oct 25, 2007
43
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $65
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 0000-10-25
Was asked at least twice if I had been there before...
Was asked at least twice if I had been there before and answered truthfully that I had not - put the towel on me and kept it on all the time, but just barely - been in US four years and has OK English - started with accupressure and went to swedish style deep tissue - used her knees on my back but greased em up first so it was skin-to-skin (most of these gurls put a towel on the back when they get up there) - she used to sell vitamins (fish oil) in a suburb of Beijing, had a meeting in US, and never returned home (even tho she claims she has a green card - doubtful) - I am sure there could be more had here if one is interested in working her for it, but they have peepholes in the doors so it might be a bad sign - Went at least 15 minutes over the hour.

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 2/5
Looks: 2/5
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Total Views: 7
Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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