So, where do I start? She was easy to book with on HX - available right away when another provider flaked. She was nice, but seemed reserved. Typical PM with text follow up process. I get to the room, and she looks like her pics. You can tell that she is a bit chunky from the pics, and they are accurate. I get in, and she's pretty much down to business, asking me to get comfortable (which apparently meant naked and lying exactly where she wanted me to). Once I lay down, she pulls down her top and lets the saggy tits down and starts a very uninspired BBBJ. Shallow, dry, hardly any hand motion, stop and go. I've had much better from amateurs. After just a few minutes, she is done with this, and is climbing over me to get the cover. I tell her I like to play a bit, and she says OK, but puts the cover on anyway. I ask her to take her top off (it's around her belly) and she says it's too hard to take off. Her jeans skirt is still on, too. She flops on her back and says that's her favorite position. I kiss on the chest a bit - no response. I move down to the kitty, and it is pretty fishy. I decide against DATY, which I almost always enjoy. We have a bit mish at the edge of the bed, then I flip her for K9. The view is pretty nice, so I just stick with that. As I get close, I confirm that CIM is on the menu, and after another minute or two, pull the cover and have her get back to it. Her skills are not up to the task, and I end up having to self service the last little bit. When the time comes, I get back in her mouth, and she jumps up halfway through the job and runs to the sink, leaving me to catch the remainder in my hand. She is at the sink frantically rinsing for at least a minute, probably two. Would not repeat, cannot recommend. Lame, disappointing experience all around. I put the backdoor on the review because it is on the menu for 100 extra.