Their ad on Backpage says four women and a ladyboy (Vicky). I emailed and asked if that meant they had a transexual and was told yes. They lied. I emailed today to see if she was there and was told yes but when I got there I had to wait a LONG time. I was finally told that "she" was there. Five minutes later "she" walks in. I instantly knew that I blew it. The room wasn't that bright but I could tell that this was no transexual, it was a guy in a dress. Picture Bruce Lee in a dress. Not passable in appearance or voice and flat as a board. I felt kind of stuck because I had waited a long time and knew that he drove there for me. I felt like grabbing my stuff and running out naked but not having the courage to do that I laid down. If there had been a towel there I would have covered my whole body. He started an oil massage on my back, fair. The rest of the "massage" was a joke. He was grabbing here and there and doing light touches with some minor teasing. Flip. Same on the front. He set the record for the worst massage EVER. He kept playing with my nipples which started to annoy me and some minor touching of the junk that just made the little fella shrink. It was the creepiest half hour of my life. This was one of those times when you hope you get shorted 20 minutes. He finally asked if there was anything else I wanted to do. NO. He asked twice. NO. Thankfully the time was up and I got dressed as fast as I could and left. The only good thing about this trip is that I stopped at a grocery store and bought some chicken on sale at the lowest price I've ever seen boneless/skinless breasts. It's partly my fault. When I got home I looked up ladyboy in the Urban Dictionary. It's an Asian TV.