first time at a strip club in miami, decent looking...
first time at a strip club in miami, decent looking cuban girl comes off stage, body is amazing, great ass, nice pair of fake tits. sits with me for a while, her english is not very good. she's chatting me up, grabbing my dick under the table, talking sweet. she tells me lap dances are $25 a song, champagne room is $75 for 30 minutes. I ask her what the difference is, she asks if I'm a cop, I say no, she says champagne room is great, I'll like it. so I consent. we go the champagne room, attendant says "$125"
Huh? eventually she agrees to a lower price of $75 with a @20 tip for her. hmmm, OK. we get in the room, I sit down, she climbs on for the lap dance but starts kissing my mouth, I turn away and let her kiss my neck, she's rubbing her tits in my face, and I start feeling her ass, she takes off her panties and I've got this sweet pussy to finger. this has never happened to me in a strip club. well, it has, but strippers let me finger them on the DL, she's naked and lying back on the bench while I finger bang her. awesome. now she's unzipping my pants. woah. and she starts to go down on me. I tell her "I don't want a blow job" she stands up, turns around and comes back and grabs my dick and starts working it with her hand, then she starts to put a condom on. she's really agressive and grinding on my leg and it feels good but I came back there expecting maybe a stealth handjob or something and now she's got my cock and trying to put it in her. I say "I don't want to fuck you" and she says "you pay $300 and you don't want to fuck me?"
record scratch. $300??!! nobody said anything about $300. stop. I take the condom off, button my pants and say "nobody said anything about $300."
she says "the $75 is for the room, the $300 is for me" I say "great, but I don't want to fuck you and I don't want a blowjob. I am sorry for the misunderstanding I'll give you $100 and we'll be done." she says "of the $300 I take $150 and the club takes $150, gimme $200" me: "nope. sorry. here's $100, sorry for the misunderstanding." and I walk out, and then I turn the corner and run to my car thinking I might get chased by some giant dude in charge of collecting money for those ladies. fuck.
so to summarize, would have been hot to have full service with her, pussy was super tight, ass was amazing. but I am not going to pay for full service in the back room of a strip club and have it cost $400 for 30 minutes.
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