Lani is an older, petite woman, in fantastic shape,...
Lani is an older, petite woman, in fantastic shape, with a great pair of store-bought assets. Her pricing situation is weird. She has rates in her ad on BP, but when you ask, she tells you it's on a donation-only basis, and you pay what you feel it was worth after the massage. Hmmmm... Of course I said okay and made an appointment. She's located in a nice big apartment (her real home) about 5 minutes from me. I got there no problem and called, and she came out and showed me where to park. She was wearing a tight t-shirt and sweats. Great little body. We went upstairs, talked a bit, and she took me into a nice clean room with a nice table. I disrobed, put the provided towel over my butt, and waited. She came in and got started on one of the best therapeutic massages I've ever had. Went way over the hour. Lots of unique touch and manipulation techniques. By the end I was thoroughly relaxed and had a raging boner. She asked me if I wanted the salt scrub, and I said yes. Went into the shower. She stayed clothed and scrubbed my back and ass, then told me to turn around and did my chest and stomach. She finally addressed the elephant in the room, saying, "Don't be embarrassed. It happens to everybody." I said I wasn't embarrassed. She stared at it for a long moment and ran out of the room. I was puzzled and frustrated, but not angry because the massage was great and the fee was up to me. I came out and got dressed, we had a very friendly talk for a long time, I decided that she had earned a hundred despite my untouched wood, paid it, got a big hug, and left. I was intrigued enough to go back a week later. Same great rub, same shower, but this time she smiled and said, "You can jerk off if you wanna. Here's some help." She opened her top and pulled out the guns. She stood there smiling and displaying them while I took care of business. My only consolation was that she was too slow and I hit her with some friendly fire. :) I paid the same fee, got a slightly less warm goodbye (still very nice though), and left. I get the feeling this gets better as we go, and if I were rich, I would pump money into the situation and see what happens. But for now, I think I've had enough unless, of course, I really need a first-rate massage, in which case I'd go back (and recommend her) in a heartbeat. 4.5 raging, unsatisfied boners out of 5.
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review