I saw the ads for this place on CL and decided to do a drive by. I went in and was met by a friendly mama san, I told her I wanted to check out the prices and the talent. If I like what I saw I would be back the next day. She actually took me back to one of the rooms and had a hottie named \"Carmen\" come in and see me. This chick had a super short dress on and was all over me. I was playing with her ass, feeling her G string etc. I told them I would be back tomorrow for sure, and was assured Carmen would be there. I come back the next day, mama san remembers me and is all friendly again. She takes me back to the room. I am laying face down and the door opens. I didn\'t look up (my mistake) and then I feel hands on my back, some oil go on, and she starts the rubbing. I look up to see what she has on and to start playing grab ass and its this much older Latina woman. She is topless already and her tits were totally sagging down her chest, like they were deflated. I didn\'t know what to say, since she had already started working on me. I didn\'t want to hurt anyones feelings by shouting out \"WTF is this hag doing in here?\" She had to be near 40 and had seen much better days. Im sure when she was 18 she was pretty hot. She proceeded to get right to it, no real massage, had me roll over after 1 minute. She was stroking my cock and for the life of me I was having a hard time getting hard. At one point she asked me what was wrong. She finally got it half way hard and did a CBJ, which still didn\'t inspire me. She was very mechanical which I hate. I know you aint gonna fall in love with me, but at least act like a porn star. Give me a porn star performance. I still had a hard time getting erect, tried to put it in but it just wouldn\'t go. We tried a couple different positions, she had a beer gut on her also. Finally she started complaining that my time was up. I still hadn\'t gotten anywhere near coming, and I wasn\'t going to pay for nothing. She started jacking me off like crazy, I closed my eyes and finally shot my load. This was the worst time Ive ever had. I know they have some hotties there, I should have made sure who came in the room. I told mama san I wasn\'t happy, that Carmen was suppose to be there. She said how sorry she was, Carmen was busy, but I should come back. Yeah right.