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Polish lady
(1 reviews)
7 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 708-955-3690
(708) 955-3690, 708-955-3690, 7089553690
City: Chicago
State:
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 71273
Door Fee: $80/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $80/hour
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Polish lady is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. of ethnicity. with beautiful blue eyes. and blonde hair. worn medium. She has a curvy build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $80/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Polish lady directly at 708-955-3690 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 2 stars, Polish lady has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity Details: Polish
Eye Color: Blue
Age:
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: Curvy
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Breast Implants: Unknown
Hygiene: Average
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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⭐ Polish lady 1 Client Review
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balishag12
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Mar 19, 2012
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2.0/5.0
Service Quality
2.0/5.0
Tip: $80
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2012-03-05
Advertizes on CL under beauty services with the...
Advertizes on CL under beauty services with the massage by beautiful European woman. Called her and set up an appointment and she texted me her address. It was in an apartment complex in Oak Forest kind of hard to find. Typical older polish lady with bleached blond hair and big tits and ass. If she was your buddies mom in high school you would feel good about hitting that but not that great. Asked what I wanted right away and I kept in characture and asked for a massage. Got on the table butt naked face up and she played along with a week rubbing for about five minutes then asked if I wanted "that" massaged too. Yes I said and 8 minutes later I was "relaxed", dressed, and walking to my car $80 poorer. Won't repeat.

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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