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Joanna - Gone
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
9 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 708-452-6353
(708) 452-6353, 708-452-6353, 7084526353
City: Chicago
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 78058
Door Fee: $85/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $85/hour
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Provider Summary
Joanna - Gone is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 36-40. of ethnicity. with beautiful hazel eyes. and brown hair. worn medium. She has a build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $85/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Joanna - Gone directly at 708-452-6353 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 4 stars, Joanna - Gone has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: —
Ethnicity Details: Polish
Eye Color: Hazel
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Brown
Build: —
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: Unknown
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Piercings: 6
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: C
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: Yes, with tongue
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Touch The Kitty: Yes, outside only
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Joanna - Gone 1 Client Review
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MassageGuru
Member 11 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 22, 2014
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $85
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2014-04-17
Drew Joanna. Had appointments with the owner in the...
Drew Joanna. Had appointments with the owner in the past. Started with a nice medium massage. She definitely had great massage skills. She was very friendly and kept a good conversation during the massage. I was undraped the whole time and was enjoying both the massage and the conversation. She did a thorough massage on my back. As she started massaging my legs, the fun actually begins. After about 2 mins of massaging my calf and feet, she starts a very soft and sensual massage on my thighs. Slowly building up the arousal, she then does a reach around and started massaging junior. Boy, was I hard in seconds. I then turn my face around and pulls her towards me for a long DFK. No resistance and was actually very accommodating. I then turn around and we continue to kiss while she continued massaging my pole. I then do a arch around her ass and actually inserted my hands inside her tight yoga pants. I could feel some wetness in her but she was positioned so well that I could barely reach to finger her pussy. I then pull her top down to tast that delicious nipples. Boy were they pink and erect. I nibble on while continuing to caress her ass and as much as I can with her pussy. We continue this for about another 5 mins and I could not hold any longer. Fireworks and was drained to the last drop. She cleans me up and off she goes. I would definitely recommend. The only bad part is this only lasted for about 35 mins. Be safe. MG

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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Avg Visits: 1.1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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