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Edita
(1 reviews)
6 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 708-351-6788
(708) 351-6788, 708-351-6788, 7083516788
City: Chicago
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 71858
Door Fee: $80/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $80/hour
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Edita is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 36-40. of mixed ethnicity. with beautiful black eyes. and hair. worn medium. She has a curvy build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $80/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Edita directly at 708-351-6788 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 2 stars, Edita has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Mixed
Ethnicity Details: Polish
Eye Color: Black
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Medium
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Build: Curvy
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Parlor
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sua gua
Member 151 posts Member since May 2006
May 24, 2012
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2.0/5.0
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1.0/5.0
Tip: $80
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2012-05-15
I finally got a chance to see her. Got the itch...
I finally got a chance to see her. Got the itch from the CR posting and wanted to try someone from my ethnicity for a change. I should have stayed w/my Asian Honies. You go in and go thru the back. She will meet you at desired location, an apt. If you dont know where to go, she will tell you to get close, and then tell you what room #. I got there and went into a messy apt with shoe boxes and clutter all over the place. She led me to the "massage" room which is her bed, and put a sheet down. She doesnt leave the room as I got naked and laid down on my front. After a 3 1/2 minute massage she said to turn over. Im thinking that maybe this will be good. I could put up with an hour of this. NO! She put lotion on my legs, brushed up against the Nuke Missile and said "What do you want today"? I said 'Whats available"? she said the menu and it was cheap. I was surprised. I was going to FS, but I didnt like her body all that much. Big bottle ass! She took off her shirt and showed some decent Puppies, but I wasnt going FS with her. Her personality is great birth control! She was a dud to talk to, her apt looked like a dud, her attitude was a dud,and the whole session was a big dud. I settled for the HJ which she said was included in the price of the $80 which you have to pay upfront. I didnt know if thats just for her new already ex customers or what. I was in and out of there in a grand total of 17 minutes of which about 12 were me blasting off. If you want to bang a heavy White chick, go and be bored, or for the ultimate quicky, she is for you. I will never go again, and I hope you will like her, or have better luck, because I cant believe someone in that field of 'Work" can be so bad as a provider. I would recommend staying home, putting on a porn and beating off. If I did that, I would have been in a much better mood. No Shit Boys! BTW, she is Lithuanian i that means anything. A bottle ass Lithuanian!

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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