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Yumee
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(2 reviews)
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 703-378-2997
(703) 378-2997, 703-378-2997, 7033782997
City: Virginia
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 67593
Door Fee: $80/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $80/hour
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Yumee is a professional massage provider. located in Virginia. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn . She has a slim build. standing 5'8" - 5'11". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $80/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Yumee directly at 703-378-2997 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.5 stars, Yumee has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Korean
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: —
Hair Color: Black
Build: Slim
Height: 5'8" - 5'11"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: No
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Piercings:
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: No
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Touch The Kitty: Yes, outside only
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Yumee 2 Client Reviews
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fpippi
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 13, 2011
50
3
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $80
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-03-18
Went in in the morning around 10. They don't seem...
Went in in the morning around 10. They don't seem to be super busy during the day. I haven't seen a MMS yet, but a girl who calls herself yumee has usually been at the door. She said most of the others were busy at the moment and asked if I didn't mind her doing the massage I agreed. Paid the house fee, and hoped for the best. Very new to this sort of thing, so I never really know what to expect with a girl I've not met. She doesn't speak very much English, but asked if I wanted shower, and gave quite a good one. Back in the room the massage was kind of brisk and rough, but definitely relaxing. Kind of seemed like she was passing the time more than focusing on careful massage, but I enjoyed it none-the-less. On the flip she began quite a bit of kissing me up and down, which really set things up good. I didn't attempt to take anything off, and wasn't sure what the intentions were, but I knew my tip wasn't enough for a whole lot, so I just went with whatever was "offered". She smiled and indicated the question if I wanted HJ and I nodded. Very capable hands, and let me feel around the underwear and kitty before I came. Left very relaxed and satisfied with the experience. Would recommend her, but expect kind of a rough massage and very business-like execution.

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johnc2
Member 2 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 30, 2010
50
4
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4.0/5.0
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4.0/5.0
Tip: $70.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2010-12-29
This was my first time here. Little hard to find....
This was my first time here. Little hard to find. In a office complex. Very nice place. Great by a older lady when I arrived. Got to chose my masseuse. Chose Yumee very sweet. Table shower was good, squeaky clean. Good massage but a little to hard for my liking. Very soft toward the end and when she rolled me over the top came off and she was VERY helpful. It is a little bit of a drive for me, 2hrs but I will back back again. All the other girls who where their also looked very good as well.

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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