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SomeGuy
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
10 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 702-256-8480
(702) 256-8480, 702-256-8480, 7022568480
City: Las Vegas
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 70256
Door Fee: $28/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $28/hour
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SomeGuy is a professional massage provider. located in Las Vegas. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn medium. She has a average build. standing 5'8" - 5'11". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $28/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact SomeGuy directly at 702-256-8480 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 1 stars, SomeGuy has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Average
Height: 5'8" - 5'11"
Breast Size: —
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Average
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Cup Size: —
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Work Schedule: Friday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: No
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Kissing: No
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ SomeGuy 1 Client Review
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msgTom
Member 1 posts Member since Jan 2007
Dec 10, 2011
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
1.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $28
Company Rating: 3
Date Saw: 2011-12-09
Saw an ad for this place stating things like "VERY...
Saw an ad for this place stating things like "VERY NICE! PRETTY ALL N*ew Staff, " "For a sweet, friendly, attractive, outstanding masseuse who has years of experience..." also had pictures of girls on the post, but was total false advertising. I went there and paid for a 30 minute foot massage ($28). When I gave the lady my credit card she said something about someone else doing the massage, almost sounded like she said a man, but wasn't sure because of her broken english. So I went in the room and took off sock/shoes and was extremely disappointed when a guy came in to do the massage. I had already paid my money so I just figured what the hell and decided to let him do the massage. Overall the massage wasn't that bad, just a huge let down when you expect one thing based on the ads and it ends up being completely different.

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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