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Ume
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(6 reviews)
19 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 702-566-9818
(702) 566-9818, 702-566-9818, 7025669818
City: Las Vegas
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 75941
Door Fee: $70/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $70/hour
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Provider Summary
Ume is a professional massage provider. located in Las Vegas. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn . She has a average build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $70/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Ume directly at 702-566-9818 for appointments. With 6 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.7 stars, Ume has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: —
Hair Color: Black
Build: Average
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: Few
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Breast Implants: No
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Piercings:
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Kitty: Trimmed
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: Unknown
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FS (Full Service): Yes
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: Yes, no tongue
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Touch The Kitty: Yes, inside
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BJ: Yes, w/o condom
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Greek: No
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⭐ Ume 6 Client Reviews
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grandfella
Member 39 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 18, 2013
21
3
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $70
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-07-17
QV has great providers, although they tend to serve...
QV has great providers, although they tend to serve for only short tours. I was met in the lobby by Ume, a nicely shaped lady in her early 30s. She took my hand, led me to the room and took the 70 entry fee. She did a nice table shower, washing junior to full attention. She asked the usual questions (been there before, what was the girls name). Back in the room, she began a decent massage and I began exploring her legs. As she moved around the table, I had the opportunity to explore her ass. She wasn't wearing underwear, and she allowed me to gently finger the kitty. She climbed on the table and began a great tease, massaging between legs and balls. She undressed and had me flip and began a BBBJ, apparently putting on the cover with her mouth. She then mounted for a wild CG ride until I exploded. She then laid beside me with mutual fondling. While laying together, she proved to be quite an entertaining conversationalist. She is Chinese from Malasia and will be at QV until about July 25th. We spent the rest of the hour laying together. There was no rush, and we had a in-room shower at the end of the session. One thing that was really nice was she never asked about the tip money. I left with a smile, and will be back. QV has a variety of girls, some young and some in their 30s. All provide ecellent service, maybe the best in the valley. Ume was completely up to QV standards.

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tas123
Member 33 posts Member since Jan 2006
Apr 30, 2013
24
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $40
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-04-28
Called MMS and she said she had a new girl. In...
Called MMS and she said she had a new girl. In walks Ume and she has a hot body and is nice looking and speak pretty good english. She gives a nice soft massage for about 5 minutes. On the flip she sucks on my nipples a little and goes right down to the boys for some nice sucking and licking. She puts on the cover and gives a nice CBJ. Than she gets on top and rides me CG than I give it to her mish and doggy to completion. Will repeat.

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tittyman205
Member 3 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jun 28, 2012
25
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Tip: $80.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2012-06-24
This is a very nice place. I had been there once...
This is a very nice place. I had been there once before but this time with Ume it was great. A very legit massage with an attractive girl. This girl has the strongest hands I've ever experienced. I would caution against asking for hard massage. Since I had just taken a shower I opted out of the table shower but it was available. Got naked on the table face down when she came in. She asks me how I like it hard or medium and then looses the towel. She proceeded to give one of the best massages I've ever had. Honestly if all she gave was the massage I would have still tipped her. After the workout she gave me she started an excellent sensual light massage around the ass and legs that got me rock hard. I couldn't take it anymore so I turned over. On the flip she provided what can only be described as prolonged Ecstasy. After the finish she cleaned me up and continued for another 15 minutes. Well worth the $40 tip which she seemed pleased with. I'm not sure if roaming was available or not because I was so into the massage it didn't seem that important. I can't wait to try it again.

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maddogg
Member 14 posts Member since Jun 2005
Feb 20, 2011
33
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-02-18
New place in El Toro wanted to try. Interested in...
New place in El Toro wanted to try. Interested in table shower. Used to be a place in Dana that had one and I loved it. Stopped by early in the day and knocked on their window and was greeted by a short Chinese lady that I knew from a place I used to go. Nice when they know you on a first visit. Put me in a room. Big place with 5 or 6 rooms. Very clean. Rooms average size. Nice tiny lady comes in says name is Ume. Takes me to table shower room and gives me a great friendly shower. I love it. Great rince and dried me off. Back to my room for a very professional massage. Needed it after 4 days at a meeting. Concentrated on problem areas. When the time came I made it easy to reach under and was delt with in a very professional fashion. I don't try to grope the lady's in these places. If I want more there are so many girls on HX that for a little more they will do more. The MP ladies are hard workers just trying to make a living. I really enjoy the professional massage and respect the ladies that work in them Nice place. You may need a visit to be trusted. They really took good care of me. Glad they knew me. Loved the table shower! Going back soon.

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mateoxxxx
Member 21 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jun 6, 2009
11
3
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Tip: $70
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2009-05-31
Ume met me at the door, and there was no doubt from...
Ume met me at the door, and there was no doubt from the beginning that this was a full service establishment. I asked for Bonnie, but she was not responsive. She hugged me on entry and led me to her massage room. After undressing, she led me to a shower room and proceded to wash all of me. She used a hand-held shower head, and made sure those boys were especially clean. When we returned to the room, she started rubbing me with her body and kissing with tounge. I would have been great, except she tasted like a smoker. As soon as I started feeling her, she stripped off all her clothing and climbed on. Spent some time with the GFE, and anything was available. I asked for BJ, and she went right to work. I liked that there was no dickering, she just went to work. The BBBJ was good, but the smokers brethe was a turn off. Afterwords she cleaned me up, dressed and proceded with a fair massage. She said she worked weekends when Kyoto was busier, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. She finished the massage about 10 minutes short of the hour, but the mission was accomplished. She was at best average looking and at the far end of the 30-37 scale. She was good, but I was looking for someone like the Bonnie I read about in reviews. I tipped her $80, and she was happy. Next time I will try a weekday.

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Newman252
Member 4 posts Member since Nov 2006
Apr 4, 2009
5
4
Overall Rating
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Tip: $60.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2009-04-03
Fairly new MP in a new strip mall of on I-85. Nice...
Fairly new MP in a new strip mall of on I-85. Nice building and spa. Enter and was greeted and taken to room. A lovely Korean lady came in and took me to the table shower. Excellent shower paying attention to all areas. Returned to room and stated the massage. Started on back standing at head of table. I immediately began exploring her legs and ass. Continued expolring with no resistance. As I started for the kitty she asked what I had on my mind. I said everything. The tip was aggreed upon and she when to get prepared. When she returened she undressed and began a cbj. After a while I said I wanted to lick the kitty. After about 10 minutes I went to miss position and could not last very long. Finished with some additional massage. I told her I will be back next week for another round.

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90%
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Provider Ranking
1282
out of 6570 providers
Cross-Provider Performance
+26.3%

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Service: 4/5
Attitude: 3/5
Looks: 3/5
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19 unique visitors
Total Views: 19
Avg Visits: 1.2
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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