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Couldn\'t understand
(2 reviews)
7 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 657-231-6886
(657) 231-6886, 657-231-6886, 6572316886
City: Orange County
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 86178
Door Fee: $30/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $30/hour
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Couldn\'t understand is a professional massage provider. located in Orange County. She is 40+. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn medium. She has a average build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $30/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Couldn\'t understand directly at 657-231-6886 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Couldn\'t understand has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 40+
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Average
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Average
Work Schedule: Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Parlor
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⭐ Couldn\'t understand 2 Client Reviews
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LuvinTheRubs
Member 4 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 14, 2020
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2020-12-10
Lady greeted me at the door. Very thin, not very...
Lady greeted me at the door. Very thin, not very attractive but very friendly. Paid for the hour went to Room and got ready. Same lady came in started mediocre massage. 20 minutes in started teasing with reach under. Flipped and she asked me what I wanted. I asked about BJ and she offered everything for 120.I told her I didn't have that much cash so she dropped to everything for 90.Agreed to that and she got started. Very good BBBJ. I enjoyed the BBJ so much that I let her finish me like that. cleaned me up sent me on my way. might return. only issue was older and unattractive.

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ocjack
Member 104 posts Member since Nov -0001
Dec 8, 2017
33
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $30
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2017-11-18
Was in the area so I tried this new place in the...
Was in the area so I tried this new place in the corner of this little strip mall. Went in and was shown to the door by an avg lady in her late 30's\early 40's. Standard attire, tshirt and spandex pants. This is one of those typical little places in santa ana that has little rooms with curtains, 1/2 doors. She started out with an ok massage, no teasing. After the wipe down, she tried to do the finger nail tease, but you could tell no one has really taught her how, a little too scratchy and only on but and legs, but she did try. I flipped and she didn't cover me and started working on the arms. Totally funny because she'd look at jr smile and look away. I got the vibe she's very new to this. While she was on the second arm when she looked, i just pointed and said ok. She looks away (didn't say no), so I took her hand and put it on. She looked back with this big smile and says "oil". I nod and she's off to the races. No english but was able to guide her a bit. I reached up and felt her OTC and when I went to front I grabbed the bottom of her shirt and just asked "ok". she nods and says yes. I pull up the shirt and her bra to reveal nice little twins, although she did have a bit of a gut the spandex was holding in I lean up to suck a bit and she "no no".. then a minute later she just leans in and puts them in my face. Didn't last much longer and exploded. She cleaned up and kept saying .. good very good with a big smile. not sure if the truth, but good for the ego. Nice lady, but nothing special here. may or may not go back. Price was right. Oh, I asked her name multiple times but couldn't understand her.

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Attitude: 3/5
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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