Sometimes the best review is a bad review. The red flags were all over the place so if you're new to the game pay attention. At Green Spa the pickings can be hit or miss. Recently I've heard that they had moved to having younger girls there. Visiting in the area I decided to take a chance. This was a big mistake. After entering and giving the old password I was shown to a room. Later in walks a girl who looked younger than previous MTs and my hopes were up. I was escorted to the shower. This was about to be as good as it was going to get. Flag #1. Minimal washing on the table shower. She barely washed me down and did not give much attention to the boys. If she had planned on any lengthy visit down below she would have made sure the area was totally clean. This can be not that big of a flag as it can depend on their personal technique. Obviously the best sign is when they give you a mini or full bbbj on the spot or start a mini HR. Flag #2. Complaining. After the shower she complained about how cold it was. Complaining and a grumpy attitude is never a good sign. Glad to see you and laughing is the best sign. Flag #3. Doesn't know what she's doing with the room equipment. Moving to the room she didn't even fold the towel for the hole correctly. I've seen it done enough to know when it's done right. You know when you take that step on the ice and you know for sure you're going down? I was feeling that right now to a degree. But let me be honest and say little rub still wanted to know what was under those clothes. Flag #4. The big flag! The massage. Totally non-existent. I don't even recall if I felt her touch me. No rubbing or even pushing. And no sensual touching. I don't think I laid down for longer than 2 minutes before the whisper of "what you want" was heard in my ear. Now keep in mind I've know a very few girls who wanted to do the deed first and them massage. That has been ok sometimes but sometimes you want the build up to the event. The best know how to tease and may give a mini HR or even better a mini BJ during the massage. And the massage is usually done well by the best of them. I was really missing my regular AMPs right now. Flag #5. The upsell. The next big flag. I said what was on my mind and she said she wanted some crazy amount for a tip and the next flag... Flag #6. Give me the money now. She also wanted to get up and get the money NOW. As I was about to give her my restoration on how I had a firm price and how she would not see it till later when..... Flag #7. Limited access. As I turned over my hand brushed her bottom. She moved back and said "why guys what to touch there, dirty." And that was the end. I was up getting dressed and was going to leave. I wasn't even going to waste my breath on Lazy. When she saw I was ignoring her she went and got mamasan. She gave me a decent but short massage. I left $10. Explained what happened and went out the door. So for all you new guys take note and watch for the signs. And if you are unlucky enough to meet Lazy or one of her sisters Just Say No!