Decided to take a chance on a place close to home...
Decided to take a chance on a place close to home and that had practically no reputation. Rang the doorbell, and a woman came to the door, dressed in pink hoodie and sweat pants. She asked me how long and I told her an hour, she told me $70. I had expected $60. She took me to a small room which had a door and a hook and eye and told me to get ready. She also said that Lulu would be my AMP. Lulu came in and was nothing to write home about. Chinese, 45-50, shoulder length hair, thick, about a 4 of 10 in looks. Not my type at all. In for a penny, in for a pound. She started the message, nothing exceptional or different about it. After about 15 minutes, I reached for her leg, and she moved away. I tried to make conversation but she was not talking. Didn’t know whether that was language barrier or just quiet. My efforts to touch met with a dance away. She finished the massage, no teasing, no touching and got a hot towel. Then came the flip. She pointed at my turtle and said, 60. I only had $50 and told her. She grumbled but encouraged the turtle to come out of his shell. She jackhammered him into submission. No repeat with this one: no chemistry, no teasing, no conversation, meh massage and ending.
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⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review