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Miranda
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(3 reviews)
8 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 619-458-6085
(619) 458-6085, 619-458-6085, 6194586085
City: San Diego
State: —
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 83881
Door Fee: $200/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $200/hour
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Provider Summary
Miranda is a professional massage provider. located in San Diego. She is 36-40. of white ethnicity. with beautiful blue eyes. and blonde hair. worn long. She has a build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $200/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Miranda directly at 619-458-6085 for appointments. With 3 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Miranda has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Blue
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Blonde
Build: —
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Tattoos: —
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Natural
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Hygiene: Below Average
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Cup Size: C
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Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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Smokes: —
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Category: Parlor
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: Yes
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Kissing: Yes, no tongue
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Touch The Kitty: No
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BJ: No
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Greek: No
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⭐ Miranda 3 Client Reviews
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L
leucadiaguy
Member 91 posts Member since Nov -0001
Aug 30, 2016
41
3
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $200
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2016-08-25
Been seeing her posts for a while, never pulled the...
Been seeing her posts for a while, never pulled the trigger and then she left town. She seems to show up from time to time and when I saw her post show up I contacted her via text. Agreed to a time and made my way to a bay-side hotel near MB. Text to the door and am greeted by the girl in the pics. We chat, get undressed and on to the bed. As others have mentioned, she does some interesting stretching in the beginning of the session. Yoga like which is interesting while completely nude. I just rolled with it. She used a warm oil and she sang along to her music as she massaged me. Eventually she started teasing me which got the appropriate response and for the what seemed to be 10-15 minutes she played with me off and on while cuddling me in different positions until I reached my limit and popped. Interesting session with the body to body stretching and the singing and cuddling. One annoyance is that she needed a shower. She even mentioned that she doesn't use deodorant and could smell her self. I am pretty tolerant and again just rolled with it but it was a disappointment. Think hippy chick that likes to give a yoga inspired massage. I likely won't repeat for that reason and that the price is too high for what else is available out there.

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Swallowbiach
Member 68 posts Member since Sep 2006
Jan 5, 2012
41
2
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2.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
3.0/5.0
Tip: $120.00
Company Rating: 3
Date Saw: 2012-01-03
In the "rate the company" box I checked "bait and...
In the "rate the company" box I checked "bait and switch". Because the hot young'un in the pic is....well, it's Miranda, just 20+ years ago and -50 pounds (generous) ago. This crap pisses me off to no end. I should've walked but you guys know in that moment the little head rules. Admittedly, she gave an ok massage, seems nice enough but...gotta give her a thumbs down because she misrepresents herself. Look, I do this because I want to be touched by a PYT (for you non-Michael fans that's Pretty Young Thing) and not a OOW (Overweight Old Woman). If I wanted that I'd give a bottle of oil to my wife - OHHH, no you didn't! BTW - Miranda also shorted me 10 minutes on my hour and gave me a couple of towels to clean myself up. NEVER 2 RETURN!

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massage1207
Member 69 posts Member since May 2011
Jun 3, 2011
24
4
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4.0/5.0
Service Quality
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
5.0/5.0
Tip: $200
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-05-25
Saw her pictures and decided to try her out. Showed...
Saw her pictures and decided to try her out. Showed up at a nice hotel and called her and was given her room number. Knocked and she opened up wearing a teddy. She immediately starts DFK and undresses me. She pushes me to the bed so that the real fun can begin and its off to the races. She starts with BBBJ and then swings around for some DATY and 69 and then puts the cover on and climbs on CG and then we flip to mish and its all over. She cleans me up and encourages me to see if i can rise to the occasion and sadly i can\'t. She says, next time, eat your wheaties and be prepared for 2 pops. I will return.

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3562
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Service: 5/5
Attitude: 4/5
Looks: 4/5
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Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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