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Patti
(10 reviews)
7 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 619-555-1212
(619) 555-1212, 619-555-1212, 6195551212
City: San Diego
State:
Escorts
Provider Id: 72352
Door Fee: $250/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $250/hour
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Patti is a professional massage provider. located in San Diego. of white ethnicity. with beautiful green eyes. and blonde hair. worn . She has a build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $250/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Patti directly at 619-555-1212 for appointments. With 10 positive reviews and an average rating of 3.1 stars, Patti has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Provider Details
Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Green
Age:
Hair Length:
Hair Color: Blonde
Build:
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: C
Breast Implants: Yes
Kitty: Clean Shaven
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Legit
Services
Lick The Kitty: Yes
FS (Full Service): Yes
Kissing: Yes, with tongue
Touch The Kitty: Yes, inside
BJ: Yes, w/o condom
⭐ Patti 10 Client Reviews
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drjhorn
Member 140 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 16, 2018
10
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $85
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2018-10-09
Found Patti on a site and was advertised as a...
Found Patti on a site and was advertised as a Caucasian masseuse. Since I had a meeting nearby in Plano I decided that the ride was short and she sounded accommodating. Got there and she was very pleasant, I took car of the house and she lead me to the massage room and told me to get ready. I stripped down and got on the table, she returned and started a nice deep massage. She oiled me up and worked her elbows into my back as her kitty pressed against my arms. I start a slow rubbing motion with my arm as she pressed her kitty against it. She seemed to like the feeling because it seemed to stay against my arm longer and longer. As she moved down to my legs I put my arm at my side and her kitty pressed against my hand as she worked my legs. I managed to adjust my hand so my fingers split the slit. I could feel the warmth thru her tight yoga pants. She had me flip and asked if I needed any work on the muscles in that area and I said definitely. She grabbed my pole and began to stroke as I rubbed her butt. I readjusted and manage to slip my fingers in between her legs and rub the slit. She gave out a few low groans as I rubbed her and she rubbed me. I felt her give a little shudder as I blew my load all over her hands. I could feel the warmth on my fingers. She cleaned me up, I got dressed, tipped her and let a happy man.

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zallike
Member 3 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 7, 2017
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $45
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2018-07-03
Arrived without an appointment, was lead to a room...
Arrived without an appointment, was lead to a room and told to wait 15 minutes. Used the restroom, saw a shower but not the cleanest,but okay. Got in the room and waited 25 minutes, I heard a lot of talking between customers and staff. Finally Patti came in. Got a passable massage, and a brush of the jewels from time to time. Then a reach under then told to flip. I was a little dissapointed when I saw her, nice smile but not that attractive and was kind of overweight with a body like a marshmallow. She was eager, grabbed the little man right away. With her other hand first pulled out a boob and placed my hand on it. Then, without asking pulled down her sweatpants and let me play. I had a decent finish, she was sweet and eager. I would take her again if no one else was available but The one other girl I saw was really hot, I wish I got her name.

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massage1207
Member 69 posts Member since May 2011
Jul 9, 2012
41
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $250
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2012-07-09
Been seeing her ads and decided since I was going...
Been seeing her ads and decided since I was going to be in the area to see her. Scheudle and show up and she is wearing a teddy when she greeted me at the door. Nice lfk and then dfk and then helps me undress. we make out and then lay down on the bed. she starts bbbj and keeps going and deep throats and then I tell her we need to get to the main course. she puts on the cover and climbs on cg and then we flip to mish. She is tight. we had a good time and when I popped we layed there and talked. SHe got me a towel and i cleaned up and left with a kiss.

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rhyt
Member 1 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jan 17, 2011
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $45
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-01-03
Patti gave a thorough legit massage, with very good...
Patti gave a thorough legit massage, with very good technique for all muscles, especially legs and back. She is about 45 years old, and pleasant looking. I originally booked for Vicky, but could not make it to the appointment in time. So I saw Patti, and left feeling relaxed. I was nude but covered by a towel at all times, except for one leg at a time as she did the glutes. She also spent a lot of time massaging the head and face which was nice. I would see her again if I just needed a good massage for muscle pain. I tipped her 20.

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calendar
Member 27 posts Member since Nov -0001
Nov 28, 2010
19
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $40.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2010-11-26
I went there on Friday at about 11:30 and paid the...
I went there on Friday at about 11:30 and paid the $40 cover door fee for 30 minutes. I saw a really hot young Latina as I was being led to the room by another hot Latina. I asked if she would be giving me the massage, but she said she was busy, but that she could take care of me if I was willing to wait 20 minutes. I was a little pressed for time so I said no, that I would see the other girl. Then she says that the other young girl is busy too, that it's been a pretty busy day so far. Everyone had the day off I guess (Friday after Thanksgiving). So I said fine, I'll see whoever, she asks me if I was sure that I didn't want to wait, and I said that I couldn't, just send in whoever. A few minutes later, Patti walks in, who must be the manager. She's older, early forties, but okay looking. She asks me wait I want and I said just a handjob would be fine. Damn! I should have waited for the young hot chick, FUCK! So she strips down, pulls out a pair of big tits and titty fucks my dick for a while. I'm standing up and she's on her knees tit fucking my cock. She puts warm oil on my dick, which felt nice, and gives me a good handjob. I blew a load on her tits and she rubbed my cum all over her chest. Then she cleaned herself up with a hot towel and did the same to me. Tipped her $40 and was off like a dirty shirt. All in all an okay time, just wish I had waited.

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mgm6969
Member 20 posts Member since Sep 2006
Sep 22, 2010
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 2010-09-16
went buy j&j on a weekday looking to get asian girl...
went buy j&j on a weekday looking to get asian girl but mamasan said was busy...so i opted for latina named patti who is tall and curvy in all the right places.great natural tits on this girl.so we go to cbj which is great good skillz,almost got me to nut which is rare for me cbj.off to doggy for 5min only cause she got me real warmed up with that great cbj for 15min.cool girl speaks good english!check her out fellas!

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gianni
Member 2 posts Member since Nov -0001
Apr 3, 2009
72
2
Overall Rating
2.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $100
Company Rating: 2
Date Saw: 0000-02-15
Welcomed in. Area fairly neet and tidy. shown to...
Welcomed in. Area fairly neet and tidy. shown to table and told to undress and she'd be right back. Returned in nightie. Started massage on back and began to talk about special areas where tension is held. Began to reach between my legs more and more as the massage progressed. Asked to turn over and she massaged my chest and made her way down between my legs. She began with fake dirty talk and phoney arousal. Hand job finish. She showed me where the shower was and got it ready. took a shower, paid her and left. sort of an old hippy type. Nice enough, talked a lot but won't repeat.

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jedijones
Member 19 posts Member since Oct 2005
Jul 9, 2008
41
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $100.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2008-07-09
Took advantage of their lunchtime deal from 11-3pm...
Took advantage of their lunchtime deal from 11-3pm for $. Its 2 girls offering massage. Session is actually 45 min. Saw their ad on craigslist under Therapeutic massage. Ladies aren't bad looking at all, though they're a little bit older. They had me undress and get comfortable on the table and offered a decent massage on my back. Spoke some with me but also carried on conversations with each other in spanish. Had me flip and started playing with the boys and said it was .4 more for HJ and $ more to do it wearing only panties. I opted for the extra tip and they stripped down. They did a great job of teasing to prolong the experience and you can touch their ass and breasts and they play with themselves a bit, but no kissing on their breasts at all. They finished me off with their hands and cleaned me up. Offered water if I wanted. Overall its not bad if you want a decent massage with 4 hands. I don't actually remember their names but you can't request someone, its just the girls that are there in the picture.

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sdguy69
Member 2 posts Member since Jan 2006
May 8, 2006
41
4
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Service Quality
4.0/5.0
Tip: $80
Company Rating: N/A
Date Saw: 2006-05-08
Being new at this, I wanted a safe environment to...
Being new at this, I wanted a safe environment to get a relaxing massage with a nice handjob finish. Patti delivered both. She is a licensed massage therapist and a retired nurse so she definitely knows the body. On the flip, she leaned over me so her nice big tits were right in my face. I licked and sucked them good as she stroked my cock and played with my balls until I came. The handjob was awesome and she even finished the massage after I came. Definitely going to see her again and hopefully we can do a little more next time. Well worth the price

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sloboy
Member 3 posts Member since Nov 2005
Jan 4, 2006
24
3
Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $$50
Company Rating: 6
Date Saw: 2006-01-04
As I came out of a Seven-Eleven on west Sunset near...
As I came out of a Seven-Eleven on west Sunset near Downtown L.A., I noticed a banner over the door to one of the other tenant’s shops in that same strip-shopping center. Special one hour Thai massage $35. I don’t get into the downtown area that often so I have no idea how new this place is, but it’s new to me and I’ thinking I can’t go very wrong checking it out. At least I’ll get an inexpensive rubdown. After I finish my work in the afternoon, I stop back by the place and checked it out. When I pull up the floor to ceiling glass of the store front let me see into the waiting area. There is a cute younger Asian woman; that seems good, but there is also some guy sitting in a chair waiting; that seems bad. I don’t really want to hang out and wait in some MP. Parking is a little bit of a challenge, big surprise downtown, but when I circle around my fortune improves. There is a space in the lot and the waiting room is empty. When I go inside I am greeted by a middle-aged Asian woman who I figure is in charge of the front-end operation. She is dressed in slacks with a white smock coat and has a friendly, smiling, and business-like demeanor. She asks me what kind of massage I want. The special for $35 I say and she points out that Thai style involves a lot of stretching. Now I walked in hoping to get a very specific part of me stretched, but I am not sure I’m prepared for an athletic style workout on the other parts of me. She explains other styles they offer and the charges for those. Wondering what I have gotten into here, I decide on a one hour Swedish style for $50. I’m thinking she will hand me off to someone like the younger one I saw a few minutes ago. She leads me back to one of several rooms off of a central hall. No door just a Thai style cloth covering the opening of the doorway. She tells me the take my clothes off making the point that all my clothes need to be removed, and she leaves after telling me to lay down, but offers no towel. In a few minutes, the same woman comes back into the room, lights a candle, and starts taking off the smock. This is interesting maybe she will take off a lot and things will get interesting. But, she only removes the coat. Her name is Patti, and she grew up in Thailand where she started learning massage. She has learned a lot because in a few minutes after she started working on me I started enjoying the massage and was not thinking about much else. Patti is very good at her work; it is sure working for me. I was getting so relaxed that I could imagine being able to fall asleep getting worked over like that. Her skilled hands were relaxing places I did not realize were tense. She was bold about working quite near my more tender parts, and was not in the least hesitant about having me uncovered and completely naked. Her touch was soothing and surprising sensual. My hopes started to soar toward thoughts of a possible special finish. Some of the guys on this site urge literally reaching out to the woman to feel out and find out if more is possible. One posting I liked very much counseled “letting your hands do the talking” when researching the question of “extras” being available. This is my style; getting a little feel of the possibilities. But, alias, on the turn when she was working on my upper thigh I casually let my fingers brush across the inside of her thigh causing her to flinch as if she had gotten a mild shock. As I made another couple of low-key tries she just subtlety and skillfully danced out of reach without breaking her rhythm as she continued to worked on me; quite the professional she was. She had given me about fifty-five minutes of an hour when she announced “your done” as she finished wiping me down with warm towels. Without asking any question about “did I want anything more” she took her towels and left. As I emerged from her room she was wanting for me with a warm cup of water and a big happy simile as she urged me to come back soon. I gave her a twenty per cent tip. Her massage was so good that I may just go back there real soon. If you want a great massage from a very nice lady, go see Patti. Even though there was no tug, it was a marvelous rub!

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1495
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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