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Teena
(1 reviews)
20 Unique Visitors
1 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 616-241-2130
(616) 241-2130, 616-241-2130, 6162412130
City: Michigan
State:
Massage Parlors
Provider Id: 23754
Door Fee: $60/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $60/hour
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Teena is a professional massage provider. located in Michigan. She is 36-40. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and black hair. worn long. She has a average build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $60/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Teena directly at 616-241-2130 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 3 stars, Teena has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Korean
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Black
Build: Average
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: B
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
Category: Parlor
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wooster79
Member 2 posts Member since Feb 2006
Nov 1, 2010
26
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Overall Rating
3.0/5.0
Service Quality
5.0/5.0
Tip: $60
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2010-10-30
This is my first review so I hope it’s not too...
This is my first review so I hope it’s not too long. The last review of this place was back in 2009 and I wasn’t sure if the place was still open, but I thought I would check it out anyways since it was the closest place to my hotel. The Rainbow Spa is located in a small plaza with red trim, next to a nail salon. The address in Google Maps is actually 2834 Eastern Ave. SE if you need to look at the street view. I scoped the place out earlier in the day but felt more comfortable going in after 10pm since it’s in a somewhat busy area with no back entrance. I do apologize that I actually didn’t catch the girl’s name, but you really can’t miss her. There’s only two women who work there and the girl I had was the younger looking of the two. I want to say her name was Jenny or Lisa, something plain like that. She’s also the more outgoing of the two and speaks somewhat decent English. She looked like she was in her early thirties. Height was about 5 foot, 3 inches. Long black hair. Breast size looked to be 34B, nice and firm. Her ass wasn’t too bad either, for a Korean girl. So everything started out normal. She came in, said hello, and gave me a nice hug. She asked me for the house fee of $60, but I gave her the $100 tip upfront. I’m not sure how it goes for other people, but I’m a Korean guy who only goes to Korean massage parlors. And when I give a $100 tip upfront there’s always this understanding that I’m there for full service and she knows she can take her time and she’s usually more willing to do things she usually doesn’t do for her non-Korean clients. And it cracks me up because once the mama-san knows that I’m Korean, she’ll tell her girls that they better take extra care of me! Anyways, Jenny told me to undress for the table shower and off we went. Now here comes my favorite part because this has never happened to me! While I was laying face down getting my backside soaped up, she started to lightly touch my balls and then as she moved her way to my asshole, she said “You want me to check your temperature?” I was shocked! I turned my head to look at her and she was standing there with a playful smile, but she was serious! Of course, I said Yes! She proceeded to slide her soapy finger in and out of my asshole for about 10 long seconds while the rest of her fingers were caressing my balls. It was so incredible! I had an instant hard on. And when I turned over for the front wash she was actually surprised at how thick my dick was. She said in Korean, “Oh my, your dick is much bigger than most Korean men!” I kid you not, she actually said that. She couldn’t help herself and had to stroke it for a while. I had to resist the urge touch her at that point because I know I would have lost it right there. She eventually finished up the table shower, dried me off, and took me back to my room. She removed my towel and told me to lie on the table face down and she left briefly to clean herself up and get a condom. She came back and at this point she knew immediately what I wanted and she proceeded to take her top off. She straddled my back and started to lightly run her fingers up and down my back while sliding her pussy back and forth across my ass cheek. The light touch of her fingers and her lace panties were driving me crazy! Then she started to rub her tits up and down my ass crack and then ran her tongue up and down, making sure to tickle my asshole. It was insane! She had some kind of fascination with my asshole! She wasted no time and turned me over, slipped on the rubber and proceeded to give me a blowjob. I’m not so big on getting head as I am big on giving it, so it was ok. She saw that I was plenty hard so she didn’t go that long. At that point I told her to lay down on her back so I could go down on her. This is what I really looking forward to. Her pussy was very clean and small. Unknown to me, she had put on some lube because her pussy tasted very sweet and fruity. I was running my tongue all over her clit and she was going crazy! Side note: spelling the alphabet with your tongue actually works really well! She got crazy wet and came twice in a row! She couldn’t wait any longer and was eager for my cock. She pulled me up, grabbed a hold of my cock and jammed it inside of her. I’m a one position guy, so I was doing missionary the whole time and she seemed pleased with that. She didn’t ask to change positions. The one thing that I was a kind of turned off by was when every time I tried to ram my tongue down her throat she would close up and only kiss with her lips. Maybe it’s because I’ve been lucky all these years, but deep tongue kissing has been a norm for me. However, she wasn’t opposed to me licking her ears and sucking on her nipples so that was cool. I finished up inside of her and then she cleaned me off with a hot towel. I was out the door a happy customer. I will definitely be back as I often come through the area on my travels.

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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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