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Kalayna
(2 reviews)
43 Unique Visitors
2 Today
Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 612-695-0144
(612) 695-0144, 612-695-0144, 6126950144
City: Minnesota
State:
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 68415
Door Fee: $80.00/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $80.00/hour
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Kalayna is a professional massage provider. located in Minnesota. She is 31-35. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful black eyes. and black hair. worn . She has a build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $80.00/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Kalayna directly at 612-695-0144 for appointments. With 2 positive reviews and an average rating of 5 stars, Kalayna has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Thai
Eye Color: Black
Age: 31-35
Hair Length:
Hair Color: Black
Build:
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: D
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Excellent
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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⭐ Kalayna 2 Client Reviews
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samshine
Member 41 posts Member since Jan 2007
Dec 10, 2013
27
5
Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $80.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-12-10
Kayalna bills herself as the most beautiful massage...
Kayalna bills herself as the most beautiful massage girl in Minneapolis and I believe it to be true. Found myself back in Minneapolis again with time on my hands. Decided to see if I could get with Kayalna and got through on the first call. MAN forgot how gorgeous she is. It is intimidating when you first she her because she is so striking. She has a menu...with clothes, bra and panties or nude. It's expensive but go for the full nude. She has you undress and lie face down on a mat in the middle of the room. She massages you but there is no teasing of the good parts. You can touch her but again not the good parts. On the flip she teases you much like a lap dance but you are naked and so is she. You can self serve but don't get carried away and finish early because when that happens its all over. Hold out as long as you can and enjoy the show. She is super sexy and beautiful to boot and she really does know how to tease you with her assets. She is very pricy but gotta say very very beautiful and worth the experience. Cannot believe I am the only one who reviews her and I don't even live in this town.

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samshine
Member 41 posts Member since Jan 2007
Jan 27, 2011
50
5
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5.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $160.00
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2011-01-27
It was my lasy day in Minneapolis. I found Kalayna...
It was my lasy day in Minneapolis. I found Kalayna under the body Rubs and Massages in Back Page. She has a picture ad on the side of the page. Her pictures look like something right out of Playboy. She has to be the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in this hobby. I was convinced that if the pictured were real they had to be 20 years old. NO she was even better looking then the pictures.I got to her location in a huge house that had been converted into offices. I went to the third floor to room 309. I knocked on the door and when it opened I was stunned like a adeer in the highlights. There stood the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. She spoke pefect English (found out she came here a age of 2 from Thialand). She said the massage would be $100.00 for an hour and there were other prices but all I heard was $60.00 more for topless. YES whatever she wanted was find with me. There was a mattress on the floor and the room was huge with candles all over. Really a sexy setting. She said she would step out and get ready and be right back and to get comfortable. I got stripped down and laid on the mattress. She came back into the room just wearing a G-string. She started a really great massage and I just talked my head off. Then she had me flip but there had been not touching or brushing of the boys. Didn't matter I was hard a s a rock. I just couldn't believe my eyes. Then she said as she started on my front,"no touching of my private areas but everything else is okay". "You can also pleasure yourself". WTF. There must be some loop hole in the laws around this city. This is my third encounter like this. Anyway...it didn't matter just seeing this girl in a G string was worth every penny. She was massaging me light touch and getting as close to my face a possible with her tits. It was like a really sexy lap dance and a massage at the same time. So I just went for the self serve and seeing her up in my face, I din't last long at all. Well looks like Minneapolis is a self serve area. If so I will just come back and see Kalayna. She is hot as hell. I could look at her all day. MPR can get her picture from back page and put it on this review...you won't believe it.

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Service: 3/5
Attitude: 5/5
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Avg Visits: 1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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