Used to go by Valentina at Lake Forest 109. Super gorgeous babe with an absolutely insane body and super pretty face and a personality that matches. She looks like a latina or possibly Italian, either way she's gorgeous and worth seeing. Sort of reminds me of the babe in The Warriors that ran with the orphans and ended up bopping with the warriors but with the most ridiculously killer body ever and an even prettier face. Massage on the back was actually really good, she hit all the spots and worked out a couple knots. Started nuru shortly after which I normally don't really care about on my back but her super perky tits felt great. Flip was ridiculous, like I can't emphasize how ridiculously gorgeous her entire figure is, she very clearly works out a bunch and it shows, couldn't keep my hands off her body. Technique is great, super sensual and genuinely into it the entire time, no rush and super intuitive to what my body was saying. She does femdom sessions too and I think feet stuff if that's your thing but don't quote me on the feet stuff I didn't directly ask, just think I remember that coming up the first time I saw her. Not sure what days she works, I saw her on a Sunday.

So after some back and forth emails and some very heavy vetting we finally arranged a time to meet. Sounded very sweet over the phone. I get to her place in West LA buzz up and when the elevator opens she starts calling me over from her open door. I get inside and instantly realize that I had made a mistake. Definitely not the girl from the pics. Apartment is crummy. No towels for the shower. But even worse, she doesn't stop talking. I hop onto the bed and there is almost no massage going on she just keeps yapping and yapping. I close my eyes and pretend I'm sleeping but she doesn't get the hint. Finally after 20 minutes I just turn over thinking she would get the hint but she just keeps on talking without giving any massage. Then she stops and asks me about the donation which i assure her I have. She then begins a quick rushed HJ. After 5 minutes i tell her to stop. I get dressed and get out of there. I would definitely not recommend. She has a nice pair of tits but that's about it. She has no clue how to massage. And she cant shut up. Save your money.

She's cute and likes to f**k... an ok message on the flip it all started.... nice BJ with a lot of slurping with ok deep throat but did use a little to much hand nice ads so I had to hit it from behind standing she liked to look a herself in the mirror like she was in a porno making some good noises..... I was quick once I saw her looking into the mirrors so I busted in the bag. She had hot towels and cleaned me up. Gave me some water and told me to come back soon..will see her again soon but Dior is still my at.....

After all the hoopla over her Backpage ads, I decided to investigate. So I called to make an appointment. She was pleasant on the phone and quoted me 150 for incall, 200 for outcall. Seemed kind of steep for a "body rub," and I almost passed, but my curiosity was piqued, so I went ahead and booked a time with her (incall). Her location is easy to find in an office building near Century Blvd. and La Cienega. It's an office suite turned into a massage parlor, but there is no on-site staff (appointment only). There is no shower, and the bathroom is down the hall. Later, when I left, I noticed another reviewed provider in the building lobby ("Jean" MPR profile #60527). Angelina is short, dark-skinned and looks more East Indian or Hispanic than Chinese or Korean. She explained that she is Cambodian. (I had to select something on the review template, so I picked "Thai"). She has a nice face and long black hair, with a nice round behind. Her pics are real. Accented, but otherwise perfect English. Sweet personality. We settled finances, and started the massage. Nice and relaxing, but with no teasing. I touched her leg when I could, to let her know why I was there. On the flip, she was very accommodating and had no problem with going topless or being touched. Wouldn't take off shorts. Decent HJ without being asked, and got the full hour. She was pleasant to talk to, but not a chatterbox. Except for the much higher than usual price tag, an otherwise good experience. It seemed unlikely that FS was available, but it's possible that with repeat visits her menu might expand. If you have a thing for dark-skinned Asians and extra money to spend, it might be worth your while to find out, but I probably won't, not at that price. In the end, no tip was ever asked for (and none given), and we said our good-byes.

Okay, went with a couple buds for a strip club visit. We met up at Rouge in Van Nuys, but at 8pm, we were just too early and it was up to us three and three other guys to support all the girls there. Which means half the songs, there was no one dancing, and most of the dancers were sub-par. So we bailed (my friends got several laps, but I did not). Went next to Blue Zebra. There were maybe 8 customers there and maybe 9 girls total. This place has chunky chicks. At least at 9:30PM they did... The stage lighting is great for highlighting the cellulite. My buds were into the chunksters, so I hung out for a bit over an hour. One of the dancers came over to chat (several did, but had no game -- just wanting to cut to the lap dance question) and was actually cute and more flirtatious than voracious. She hung out and we talked. I'm an older guy and she was not that much younger than me, but in the strip club light, she reminded me of a '60s playboy centerfold. Just one of those cute faces that doesn't show age. So I went for the 2-for-1 nude dance special. No bouncer was there with hairy eyeballs, just the waitress wanting to know if I wanted to "buy the lady a drink" which costs 2X a normal drink, or $10. She's on quota, so can't blame her. Angelina was sexy as hell and put my hands on her funbags, butt, hips; all over. Got to the soft, shaved skin of her crotch, but didnt push it further. For her part, she stroked me through my jeans in a very promising fashion. But I was only in it for the 2 dance special. One of my buds went to the VIP room and reported an excellent BJ, but his dancer was just another chunkster and didn't appeal to me at all. Strip clubs are not economically effective, but they can be fun with a couple other mongers, and you can get a lot more mileage (the term used on zbone.com) there than in the boom times of the strip club business

Saw the ad on craigslist and decided to make the trek to Santa Ana. Was told over the phone it was 60 for an hour when I got there it was 65 and 5 dollar surcharge for credit card. The papasan was Thai I told him they told me it was 60 over the phone and he said it was 65 and 70 if I wanted to use a card. So whatever I am there already and decide to try it out anyway. The massage was so so not too strong not too sensual, the girl thought I was a cop and asked me like 5 times if I was police. She wanted 60 for a hj, I wanted full service but they do not offer it here she said. So I said how about a bj she agreed for a c note. Service was average definitely not worth the high price. Will not be repeating here.

She live in a apartment in Balboa but she moving. The room we used is the smaller room, with only blankets on the floor. When I got there she remove her underwear right away and show me to the room. She is pretty big girl she almost 5'8 and she said have 2 kids that already grown up. She start with HJ and BJ and she ask if I want to do Her. I feel little bit rush after we all done she said usually she charge $150 for half. May be that is why she kind a hurry me. Over all experience is very nice, she is nice lady and like to talk. Not to mention she does look like Angelina Jolie or Octo Mom LOL.

Tried this new place. All latinas and avarage looking, between the ages of 25 to 35. Not bad, but nothing outsanding about this trip. Angelina said she is only there on Saturdays and also works sometimes in Hollywood at a Brazilian place. She is dark skinned with natural curves and a little extra around the midsection, and in her mid 30's. The other two were a little younger, lighter skinned latinas, but with small tits. Mms called her by another name when I first got in, so I don't know which is the real name. I suspect that the first one was the fake name, since she told me she uses Angelina in Hollywood if I were to try and find her there. She is very clean and uses a lot of alcohol. It was cool though, I take that over dirty. She did a nice cbj and got on for some cj. She worked me pretty good till I was done. Curvy dark skin latina with a little extra weight, but some nice natural curves. OK if you are out in that area, but I would not make the long drive to go back. She was nice, but all business.

THey have many Just Massages all over the southbay, and i decided to go to this new one that they just opened in Torrance hoping to see a better, new venue. The studio was ok, had like 5 rooms (that all shared the same cieling, so not much privacy, only walls seperated each room). Only reason why i chose this was because i was running low on cash, and had a coupon that gave me a $40 1 hr massage, why not. The massage itself was ok, had some music playing in the background (that at times kept malfunctioning, kinda bugged me out). The massuese that i had was the only one working at the time, not at all attractive, but gave a really good massage, no happy ending.

I signed up for my second tour with Angelina. As I lay on the massage table, staring at the ceiling , I could hear a helicopter flapping overhead. I thought to myself.....Simi Valley... shit; I'm still only in the Valley... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in this MP. When I was home after my first tour with Angelina, it was great. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the parlor. I'm here a now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Angelina tugs, it gets harder. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter. Soon a flare went off. Angelina ducked nearby the massage table in a foxhole. Aerial support had arrived. This barrage of artillery would be followed by calm and a white towel which was soon waved in the battlefield. A détente had been reached and my missile soon lowered itself back into the silo. Angelina deserved the Black and Blue Medal of honor for her efforts. I promised her that I would return soon.