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Various
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
(1 reviews)
8 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 503-432-0486
(503) 432-0486, 503-432-0486, 5034320486
City: Chicago
State: —
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 80569
Door Fee: $170/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $170/hour
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Various is a professional massage provider. located in Chicago. She is 36-40. of white ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and hair. worn short. She has a slim build. standing 5'4" - 5'7". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $170/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Various directly at 503-432-0486 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 4 stars, Various has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Ethnicity: White
Ethnicity Details: American
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 36-40
Hair Length: Short
Hair Color: —
Build: Slim
Height: 5'4" - 5'7"
Breast Size: B
Tattoos: None
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Breast Implants: No
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Kitty: Unknown
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Hygiene: Excellent
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Cup Size: B
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Work Schedule: Friday
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Smokes: —
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Lick The Kitty: No
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FS (Full Service): No
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HJ: No
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Kissing: No
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⭐ Various 1 Client Review
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verdect
Member 2 posts Member since Nov -0001
Feb 11, 2015
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4.0/5.0
Tip: $170
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2015-02-05
Getting right to the point, no, readers of this...
Getting right to the point, no, readers of this site most likely expect more service for less cost. They have a progressive structure that implies more service as rates increase but it does not alter the basic equation. Most will want to pass. That said if you are serious about yoga, stretching, breathing, energy centers, and so forth they take this all seriously. They go to strange conferences with strange people and are trying to make tantra more professional and accepted. They are great at that, very sensual, they just don't actually have sex or get naked with you. If you are wealthy, not wanting full service, open minded, and into this stuff you might actually benefit from and enjoy the agency. If not you will leave all worked up, frustrated, and feeling like a stooge for paying so much.

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1539
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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